haha, loved these parts:
Pt.1
"Clerics - HELLYEAH!... no one wants to end up like Gimble."
"My husband and I just returned from the Bermuda Triangle and- SNEAK ATTACK!"
Pt. 2
"Did you know that it's customary for dwarves to greet human woman by grabbing their breasts? *pause* Me neither."
"Ka-ching, ka-chow, ka... gina."
Pt. 3
"...the Loremaster of Faerun, the Protector of the Silver Marches... the only person to nail all Seven Sisters"
"Look, it's my Pinesol, I'll drink it if I want to!"
Pt. 4
"Hello, I'm Hennet - sorcerer and kinky bondage fetishist."
"Can I deflect arrows? No. But I can shave a yak!"
--I also loved how Devis was so angry at Gimble LOL
Pt. 5
<As a master psionicist, I'm pimp as hell.>
"It wasn't those boring herbs, like basil and sage; no it was some special herbs in that garden."
"So, who likes dark meat?"
"But that cleric man, I made him see Pelor"
"So, what are you guys doin' after this? I mean, drum-circle?
and that's as far as I got. That was funny as hell

cheers,
--N