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Message: <blockquote data-quote="der_kluge" data-source="post: 2291891" data-attributes="member: 945">You've probably heard of a "two-bag" girl. You have to have two bags to date her. One for her, and one for you in case hers falls off.And then there is a coyote date. That's where you wake up from being drunk, and find her laying on your arm, so you chew it off, in order to get away.If something is sticky or persistent, you say that it's "sticks like stink on sh*t" or "like ticks on a dog".If someone is stupid, they are "two cards short of a deck" or "not the sharpest pencil in the box".A gullible person has "just fallen off the cucumber truck".Someone who doesn't know what they're talking about "doesn't know anything about the price of tea in china."I'll post more as I think of them.</blockquote>