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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Nyaricus" data-source="post: 2698556" data-attributes="member: 35678">I got one myself. Back in 3.0, we were playing some horrible misanthropic party with a death slaad mage (my Dm's NPC/PC), a red dragon in human guise (we thought he was a half-dragon), a xill ranger (can anyone say "four shortswords") and a doppleganger rogue (thats me) with a warhammer.So, we get into town, and the DM says that the guards are obviously distressed over seeing us enter the town - so they run and get the mayor. The red dragon decides to set fire to the town halls' roof (it was about 20 feet away). The mayor got angry and sent for the town champion - a level 13 barbarian. Everyone rolls init. My doppleganger rogue goes first - natural 20, natural 20, natural 20.The best part was our DM describing it, "you lift your warhammer waaay over your head *makes hand motions to copy this statment*, and bring it down square on the poor buggers head - SPLAT *smacks hands together*heh heh, way funnier in real life, but still brings laughs to some of the guys i play with.</blockquote>