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<blockquote data-quote="sniffles" data-source="post: 2573296" data-attributes="member: 30035"><p>Oh, this thread is priceless... <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/laugh.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </p><p>I'm going to have to look up more stuff at home later, but here are a few of my favorites:</p><p></p><p>GM: "Don't you want to touch the statue?" (of a really repellent creature with too many, um, male enhancements)</p><p>Player of rogue: "No! It's gross!"</p><p>GM: "Don't you want to take the golden nipple rings?"</p><p>Player of rogue: "It has golden nipple rings?!"</p><p></p><p>Player of gnome druid, after wild shaping into a bat: "I'm Batgnome!"</p><p>Same player: "I poop on them."</p><p></p><p>The GM was making odd hooting noises while looking up something in the DMG.</p><p>Player: "This has been a test of the emergency DM system. Had this been a real DM..."</p><p></p><p>Player (after encountering hobbits on skewers being cooked by ogres): "Shishkahobs!"</p><p>Same game (there was a theme of eating hobbits):</p><p>GM:"The hobbits have bears stitched into their jerkins."</p><p>Player: "Stitched into their jerky?"</p><p></p><p>While fighting a water elemental:</p><p>GM: "What do you do?"</p><p>Player: "Anyone have a straw?"</p><p></p><p>GM: "The goblins attack with wardrums."</p><p>Me: "How much damage do those do?"</p><p>GM: "Well, they're wardrums, so d4."</p><p>Me: "D3 for size."</p><p>Other player: "Snare drums do entangles."</p><p></p><p>Player: "Is that a Bissell dragon - it sucks things up?" (for those who don't know, Bissell is a brand of vacuum cleaner)</p><p></p><p>Me: "You do NOT want to play Post Office with a mind flayer!"</p><p></p><p>[Edit: thought of another one] Player of halfling with 4 Str: "I'm tired. These limbs are heavy."</p><p></p><p>And my current fave: my sig line. It was a quote from a fellow player to a GM who got all bent out of shape when we did something he hadn't anticipated. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sniffles, post: 2573296, member: 30035"] Oh, this thread is priceless... :lol: I'm going to have to look up more stuff at home later, but here are a few of my favorites: GM: "Don't you want to touch the statue?" (of a really repellent creature with too many, um, male enhancements) Player of rogue: "No! It's gross!" GM: "Don't you want to take the golden nipple rings?" Player of rogue: "It has golden nipple rings?!" Player of gnome druid, after wild shaping into a bat: "I'm Batgnome!" Same player: "I poop on them." The GM was making odd hooting noises while looking up something in the DMG. Player: "This has been a test of the emergency DM system. Had this been a real DM..." Player (after encountering hobbits on skewers being cooked by ogres): "Shishkahobs!" Same game (there was a theme of eating hobbits): GM:"The hobbits have bears stitched into their jerkins." Player: "Stitched into their jerky?" While fighting a water elemental: GM: "What do you do?" Player: "Anyone have a straw?" GM: "The goblins attack with wardrums." Me: "How much damage do those do?" GM: "Well, they're wardrums, so d4." Me: "D3 for size." Other player: "Snare drums do entangles." Player: "Is that a Bissell dragon - it sucks things up?" (for those who don't know, Bissell is a brand of vacuum cleaner) Me: "You do NOT want to play Post Office with a mind flayer!" [Edit: thought of another one] Player of halfling with 4 Str: "I'm tired. These limbs are heavy." And my current fave: my sig line. It was a quote from a fellow player to a GM who got all bent out of shape when we did something he hadn't anticipated. :D [/QUOTE]
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