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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mystic_23" data-source="post: 856041" data-attributes="member: 11693">I have a few...1)  We had a player who, when playing a rogue, would say "I stealth over to the orc."  ???2)  The wizard casts a spell that is pivotal to the party stopping the monster.  The DM consults the monster manual...slams the book shut, laughs evilly and says "It doesn't work!"3)  After a monster attacks one of the characters, the DM rolls the damage and then says "You get hit for 14 points of death!"  Those death points'll get you every time.4)  In a V:TM game, my character was Tremere and belonged to what we later found out was a renegade Tremere group.  The "real Tremere" of the city was hunting me, and managed to corner us in a highrise apartment building.  The leader of the hunters shouts "Give us the Tremere and we'll let the rest of you go!"To which one of the party members shouts back "Are you going to treat him nice and give him snacks?"[Edit]5)  Someone mentioned Star Wars...so I remembered in a Star Wars game I was running...one of the characters was a Wookie bounty hunter.  He decided to use his claws to attack someone.  I reminded him that most of the wookies (at least in the old West End Games version) are morally opposed to using their claws to hurt someone.  The player said "I don't care, it's not like I'll see another wookie out here"...one of the other players pipes up at that moment, with "just then, the Wookie Fun Bus goes by."</blockquote>

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