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<blockquote data-quote="ichabod" data-source="post: 859662" data-attributes="member: 1257"><p>I tried to trim out all the ones that were in-jokes:</p><p></p><p>You have a large gold evil skull up your butt.</p><p>It would just be very amusing if we brought about the collapse of their entire civilization.</p><p>That's not a nice curse.</p><p>We haven't commited genocide <strong>yet</strong>, we missed one.</p><p>I jump off the building. (pause) How high up is it?</p><p>I cast Location, how far away is it? 40 feet...35 feet...30 feet...</p><p>I am <strong>not</strong> getting a slug as a familiar.</p><p>While he's got the guards distracted, something crawls out of my pant's leg.</p><p>Don't think of it as looting dead people, think of it as archaeologoy.</p><p>But what if it's undead fecal matter?</p><p>Sometimes I prefer to go into the shower, turn on scalding hot water, bang my head against the faucet, and do calculus. Other times I prefer to make Rolemaster characters.</p><p>This is Charlottesville. You can't meet women here even in roleplaying games.</p><p>You kill the toy soldier, I'll cover you.</p><p>My money doesn't speak Italian.</p><p>On the count of three, we all jump off the train.</p><p>Let us revise the parameters by which you shoot people.</p><p>This stool could wander off if I don't sit on it.</p><p>Surrender or Die! (character passes out)</p><p>We're looking for guys in skirts...</p><p>Player 1: Maybe we should try going out and killing all of them. Player 2: We could try talking to them. Player 1: Yeah, that's what I meant.</p><p>Oh mighty things that can hurt us, please don't.</p><p>I critically grapple his ass.</p><p>I refuse to get in any mouth that hasn't had a spider jump out of it.</p><p>Poor defenseless demon baby.</p><p>Going after the last gnome address?</p><p>Leave no die unrolled</p><p>Do a scan of the crowd for that 'holy s***' look.</p><p>We'd like one plot device, no mist please.</p><p>Tenser's floating bits</p><p>The best is if they split up, because we can take 125 of them.</p><p>We haven't done anything evil lately.</p><p>Going back to when we were completely clueless...</p><p>Is there anything we can do to inhibit psychic powers, like put a helmet on her or wrap her head in molten lead?</p><p>We not on an evil missing right now.</p><p>Ooooh. You want to give him a chance before we kill him.</p><p>How much trouble would we be in if we weren't good?</p><p>Invisible character: "Follow me."</p><p>We're only temporarily killing him.</p><p>Is there a chaotic stupid alignment?</p><p>How long can a baby live in Heward's Handy Haversack?</p><p>You're awfully talkative for a dead hobbit.</p><p></p><p>And my all time favorite, in a GURPS Atomic Horror convention round, after finding the local deputy Barney dead in the street, sung just like a children's song: "I love you, you love me, now I'm bleeing in the street; A shotgun blast took off my head, gosh it sucks, now I'm dead."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ichabod, post: 859662, member: 1257"] I tried to trim out all the ones that were in-jokes: You have a large gold evil skull up your butt. It would just be very amusing if we brought about the collapse of their entire civilization. That's not a nice curse. We haven't commited genocide [b]yet[/b], we missed one. I jump off the building. (pause) How high up is it? I cast Location, how far away is it? 40 feet...35 feet...30 feet... I am [b]not[/b] getting a slug as a familiar. While he's got the guards distracted, something crawls out of my pant's leg. Don't think of it as looting dead people, think of it as archaeologoy. But what if it's undead fecal matter? Sometimes I prefer to go into the shower, turn on scalding hot water, bang my head against the faucet, and do calculus. Other times I prefer to make Rolemaster characters. This is Charlottesville. You can't meet women here even in roleplaying games. You kill the toy soldier, I'll cover you. My money doesn't speak Italian. On the count of three, we all jump off the train. Let us revise the parameters by which you shoot people. This stool could wander off if I don't sit on it. Surrender or Die! (character passes out) We're looking for guys in skirts... Player 1: Maybe we should try going out and killing all of them. Player 2: We could try talking to them. Player 1: Yeah, that's what I meant. Oh mighty things that can hurt us, please don't. I critically grapple his ass. I refuse to get in any mouth that hasn't had a spider jump out of it. Poor defenseless demon baby. Going after the last gnome address? Leave no die unrolled Do a scan of the crowd for that 'holy s***' look. We'd like one plot device, no mist please. Tenser's floating bits The best is if they split up, because we can take 125 of them. We haven't done anything evil lately. Going back to when we were completely clueless... Is there anything we can do to inhibit psychic powers, like put a helmet on her or wrap her head in molten lead? We not on an evil missing right now. Ooooh. You want to give him a chance before we kill him. How much trouble would we be in if we weren't good? Invisible character: "Follow me." We're only temporarily killing him. Is there a chaotic stupid alignment? How long can a baby live in Heward's Handy Haversack? You're awfully talkative for a dead hobbit. And my all time favorite, in a GURPS Atomic Horror convention round, after finding the local deputy Barney dead in the street, sung just like a children's song: "I love you, you love me, now I'm bleeing in the street; A shotgun blast took off my head, gosh it sucks, now I'm dead." [/QUOTE]
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