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<blockquote data-quote="clark411" data-source="post: 867806" data-attributes="member: 4768">Just a few I can recall..(High Cha, High Diplomatic [skills wise]) Paladin's character in first session: &quot;I've got this lil list i made for random addresses to the people I meet.&nbsp; I roll d4.. &quot;Barbaric&quot; &quot;Dirty&quot; &quot;Unkempt&quot; &quot;Filthy&quot; and then roll another d4..&nbsp; &quot;Heretic,&quot; &quot;Pagan,&quot; &quot;Infidel,&quot; &quot;Friend.&quot;&nbsp;Sorceror: &quot;I've got a spotlight for you; it's very short and it hurts.&quot;Cleric of Cuthbert: &quot;Oh the vengeance I shall bestow upon your face!&quot;DM: &quot;Rock, Paper, Fireball!&quot;Paladin (speaking pidgen republican with slight russian accent) to Half Orc Fighter: &quot;Your head is large and green.. Like Melon!&quot;Paladin attempting to show the difference between himself, the cleric, and the half orc fighter (for the third time):&quot;*hand motion to half orc* Pagan.... *hand motion to himself* NOT Pagan.&nbsp; *back to half orc* PAGAN... *back to self* NOT Pagan!&quot;Riding away from worg patrols out of orc territory, Cleric: &quot;We mask our trail of horse smell with fear!&quot;Aforementioned paladin, knowingly says: &quot;I am wise and other good modifiers.&quot;Player's interpretation of a Hound Archon recieving orders to intervene (divinely no less) in our combat: &quot;Beep, beep,&nbsp; What the *looks at his pager* Goblins and Worgs?&nbsp; This is *bleep*!&quot;Sorceror's Raven Familiar &quot;Spooky&quot; after eating the eyes of our fallen foes: &quot;Eye Fruit Good!&nbsp; Drinks the Eye Fruit!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="clark411, post: 867806, member: 4768"] Just a few I can recall.. (High Cha, High Diplomatic [skills wise]) Paladin's character in first session: "I've got this lil list i made for random addresses to the people I meet. I roll d4.. "Barbaric" "Dirty" "Unkempt" "Filthy" and then roll another d4.. "Heretic," "Pagan," "Infidel," "Friend." Sorceror: "I've got a spotlight for you; it's very short and it hurts." Cleric of Cuthbert: "Oh the vengeance I shall bestow upon your face!" DM: "Rock, Paper, Fireball!" Paladin (speaking pidgen republican with slight russian accent) to Half Orc Fighter: "Your head is large and green.. Like Melon!" Paladin attempting to show the difference between himself, the cleric, and the half orc fighter (for the third time):"*hand motion to half orc* Pagan.... *hand motion to himself* NOT Pagan. *back to half orc* PAGAN... *back to self* NOT Pagan!" Riding away from worg patrols out of orc territory, Cleric: "We mask our trail of horse smell with fear!" Aforementioned paladin, knowingly says: "I am wise and other good modifiers." Player's interpretation of a Hound Archon recieving orders to intervene (divinely no less) in our combat: "Beep, beep, What the *looks at his pager* Goblins and Worgs? This is *bleep*!" Sorceror's Raven Familiar "Spooky" after eating the eyes of our fallen foes: "Eye Fruit Good! Drinks the Eye Fruit!" [/QUOTE]

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