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Message: <blockquote data-quote="RuminDange" data-source="post: 1410047" data-attributes="member: 5412">Got a few really good funny onesWhile playing a Sci-Fi game based on the Rifts/Robotech had a player running upstairs on a world dominated by the spurgoth(sp).  He was carrying a man-portable rocket launcher that held like four short range missiles.  As he gets to the top of stairs he comes face to face with 2 Blind Warrior women and fires all four missiles at less than 10 ft.  Blasts the hell of them but survives due to his own body armor and force field device, although he was left with nothing on.  Completely nude he runs back downstairs to get to the rest of the party and escape.  As he reaches the ground floor the party in an APC takes off leaving behind a field of armed missiles across the road.  (Demolition expert armed them and they were planning to shoot them to set them off as the slaver barge on the otherside came around to give chase.)Anyway they yell at the player to catch up and takes off running. However he stops and picks up two missiles and starts running to catch up.    The group start yelling at him as the nude man with 2 armed missile is running up to the APC as they are slowing down for him.  Meanwhile the slaver barge comes around the corner and starts opening fire on the group.  They finally get the player to stop, lay the missiles down and jump the APC, take off and set of the missile trap before they are all blasted or blown up.  To this day that player hasn't lived this one down.RD</blockquote>

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