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Message: <blockquote data-quote="David Howery" data-source="post: 1410390" data-attributes="member: 17239">Here's a couple from an old 2E campaign:I think it was the second adventure for this group, and the party found themselves trading shots at a group of goblins on the far side of a big chasm, after wiping out another group on our side of it.  Naturally, being first level, none of us could hit the broad side of a barn yet, and we found ourselves out of arrows and sling stones.  We threw all our daggers and still had goblins left.  My ranger, deeply frustrated, began throwing pieces of armor, his helmet, and his shield, and the rest of the party joined in, dodging goblin arrows all the while (yeah, if the arrows survived, we shot them back, but after a while, there weren't any left on either side).  Finally, when there wasn't anything left to throw, my ranger got the brilliant idea to chop up the dead goblins and throw body parts as missile weapons.  The poor DM was rather baffled, trying to figure out how many minuses we had to hit and just how much damage did a goblin head do, etc.  After what had to have been an hour of in-game time, we finally picked off the last goblin with a nicely thrown foot...Another time, when I was running a cleric, the DM informed me that I had somehow detected that someone was using magic to read his mind.  After fumbling around for I response, I finally did the 'obscene phone call' routine.  "Hey baby, I love you.  Are you naked?  Guess what I'm doing?" (you have to imagine the heavy breathing going on at the same time).  Again, the poor DM was a little flabbergasted, and not quite sure how to respond... the other players all laughed at me, of course....</blockquote>

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