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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Stormfalcon" data-source="post: 1043247" data-attributes="member: 11604">Here are my contributions...Alter Self 1/2 - curses caster so that he/she take alternate form when splashed with cold water, and changes back when splashed with hot water.Bull's Cunning - gives target all the intelligence of a bull, along with the temperament.  Helps if the caster doesn't wear red.Bull's Grace - gives target all the dexterity of a bull.  Not to be used in shops with chinaware or glassware.Charm Self - turns caster into a narcissist (if not already one to begin with).Create Grateful Undead - summons band of undead bards, along with hordes of groupies and followers.Evard's Naughty Tentacles - the less said about it on a public forum, the better.Faerie Pyre - summons group of faeries (size of group depends on caster level), which spontaneously combust.Flaming Blade - summons a rather colorful (and well-dressed) swordsman.Flare Clothes - summons clothes from the 70's for everyone in the party.Forbidden Dance - compels caster to dance in a seductive way.  Reaction of party members and nearby characters and creatures left to other players and DM (as appropriate)Not-so-helping Hand - creates a phantom hand that leads nearby hostile creatures (usually ones with the highest CR ratings) to the party.Hide From Self - subjects caster to self-delusion.Horrid Writing - reduces caster's spellbook to a story worthy of Snoopy's writing abilities (or lack thereof).Mage Finger - lots of fun at bars...even more so in private!Repel Party - subjects caster to various foul odors.Self-righteous Might - subjects caster to self-delusion centering on his or her cause in life.  Rather popular in The Theocracy of the Pale, as well as mysterious organizations such as RIAA and MPAA.Slay Non-living - kills the dead.  Useless in dealing with undead.Spike Beverage - lots of fun at parties, particularly ones where alcohol isn't served for one reason or another.Statute - a mysterious voice recites out loud the laws that the party has broken to date.  Caster level determines how many laws are recited per casting.Stone Person - subjects target to intoxication.  Caster level determins just how intoxicated the target is.Suggestion, Bad - compels caster to follow whatever bad suggestion comes to his or her mind.Telegraph Moves - tells the enemies of a party exactly what moves they'll make against them in advance.  Caster level determines how far in advance enemies are told.Wall of Jello - summons rectangular block of a sweet and edible gelatinous substance.  Is more often used outside of battle (usually in private) than during it.Whirlpool - summons one or two men in blue uniforms that have nothing better to do, and just stand around since their battle skills are quite limited.</blockquote>

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