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Message: <blockquote data-quote="wolff96" data-source="post: 605093" data-attributes="member: 342">Okay, to explain this one, I have to give a bit of background.The party rogue (new to D&D) got into a tussle with some other shady characters in a back-alley of the city. They were trying to mug him, so he killed them all in a single round. (Two attacks and an AoO, very lucky.)After searching the bodies -- still standing in plain sight of the main road that they were near -- he decides to CHANGE HIS CLOTHES because his outfit had bloodstains on it. A wonderful idea, except that he's still standing in an alley right off of a main street.Later that night, the player who hadn't made it to the beginning of the session showed up. So while the rogue's player is telling this story, the rest of the group is nearly in tears laughing. Right then, the DM's wife walks into the room just in time to hear "and then I took off my pants. Right there on main street!" As if she didn't already think we were weird enough...-----------------------------------------Of course, my best is the time I was tossing a pencil up in the air and it stuck in the ceiling.  We left it there to see how long it would stay there.Later in the evening, I sort of tripped while getting ready to sit down. To regain my balance, I had to drop a book to catch myself on the chair. The impact of the book knocked the pencil loose from the ceiling. It dropped point first onto my skull. Head wounds sure are bloody, especially for something so stupid as being stabbed by your own pencil.  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></blockquote>

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