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<blockquote data-quote="Pants" data-source="post: 1495784" data-attributes="member: 8849">Most the wacky things have been spouted by me.&nbsp; Here are a few:1. Describing a room where braziers on the walls lit the room.&nbsp; I pronounced it... the wrong way and the players made fun of me by asking why there were burning bras in the room.&nbsp; :\ 2.&nbsp; Players are sneaking up on a guard that is posted outside of a manor.&nbsp; Said players need to get inside the manor.&nbsp; It is dark out and the one player who was moving forward to subdue the guard rolled rather poorly on his move silent check.&nbsp; I described it as him scraping his boot on the cobblestones.&nbsp; The guard, hearing this, yelled out into the darkness, &quot;Who's there?&quot;&nbsp; In an act of quick thinking, the player meowed like a cat and made a pretty good Bluff check.&nbsp; The guard proceeded to fail his Sense Motive followed by an Intelligence check, which he rolled a 1 on.The guard then proceeded to say 'Damn cats,' before going back to his leisurely guarding. I have yet to hear the end of this one...</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Pants, post: 1495784, member: 8849"] Most the wacky things have been spouted by me. Here are a few: 1. Describing a room where braziers on the walls lit the room. I pronounced it... the wrong way and the players made fun of me by asking why there were burning bras in the room. :\ 2. Players are sneaking up on a guard that is posted outside of a manor. Said players need to get inside the manor. It is dark out and the one player who was moving forward to subdue the guard rolled rather poorly on his move silent check. I described it as him scraping his boot on the cobblestones. The guard, hearing this, yelled out into the darkness, "Who's there?" In an act of quick thinking, the player meowed like a cat and made a pretty good Bluff check. The guard proceeded to fail his Sense Motive followed by an Intelligence check, which he rolled a 1 on. The guard then proceeded to say 'Damn cats,' before going back to his leisurely guarding. I have yet to hear the end of this one... [/QUOTE]

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