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<blockquote data-quote="Eccles" data-source="post: 1496207" data-attributes="member: 5675">I'm just trying to find the webpage I put all my quotes on from the last campaign.Ah, here we are.---PC1: &quot;Treasure!&quot;PC2: &quot;Bounty!&quot;PC1: &quot;Booty!&quot;PC2: &quot;BOOTY!&quot;rattle, rattleDM: &quot;What are you doing?&quot;PC1: &quot;Shaking the booty...&quot; ---Police Commissioner: &quot;You are deputised only to act against agents of Chaos in Freeport&quot; Pladin &amp; (LG) Cleric: &quot;Good enough!&quot; They walk out, trying not to high-five one another. ---DM: &quot;You realise that this is the same cavern full of cultists that you saw in the vision.&quot; PC2: &quot;That's good. Imagine walking into the wrong cavern. We'd have to say 'Sorry. Carry on your dark unholy ritual', then turn around and walk out!&quot; ---Paladin: &quot;Parlay with orcs? I'd rather tread in dogs <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D"&nbsp; data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />&nbsp; <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D"&nbsp; data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> t.&quot; ---Cleric: “I’m the blunt edge of reason.” ---Paladin: &quot;I can’t believe that it’s 9 o’clock, and the pirate town is shut.&quot; ---DM: “A towering figure of unspeakable evil sits beyond the altar.” (Shows picture) PC6 (looking at picture): “Oh, it’s not that horrible.” ---PC1: “What’s more likely? He’s taking drugs, or he’s actually being pursued by evil shape-shifting serpent men?” PC2: “ Fair point.” ---DM: “The Marquis Moon”, a den of ill-repute. PC6: “Are there any inns of repute in the city?” ---Paladin: “I won’t attack an unarmed man.” [steps back as the orc barbarian smashes into his opponent] ---PC5: &quot;Have you seen you a small boy running for fear, as if for his life?&quot; Pc1: &quot;Because we’re chasing him.&quot; ---Paladin: &quot;I say that we neuter the orc at the next possible opportunity. He’s obviously in season. It makes him impetuous.&quot; ---PC5: &quot;For the GM’s attention, I am currently wearing so much jewellery, I am now medium encumbered.&quot; ---PC1: “All paladins are evil… No, not evil… I meant British.” ---NPC: “Have you done no deeds worthy of song?” Paladin: “Yes, but unfortunately the bard who would sing them is currently dominated, evil and unconscious…” ---Paladin: “OK. I shall kill one of them as a gesture of goodwill” ---DM: As I told you, you are all too late!PC6: When did you tell us that?DM: In the room 2 levels below you… avoided. Damn.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Eccles, post: 1496207, member: 5675"] I'm just trying to find the webpage I put all my quotes on from the last campaign. Ah, here we are. --- PC1: "Treasure!" PC2: "Bounty!" PC1: "Booty!" PC2: "BOOTY!" rattle, rattle DM: "What are you doing?" PC1: "Shaking the booty..." --- Police Commissioner: "You are deputised only to act against agents of Chaos in Freeport" Pladin & (LG) Cleric: "Good enough!" They walk out, trying not to high-five one another. --- DM: "You realise that this is the same cavern full of cultists that you saw in the vision." PC2: "That's good. Imagine walking into the wrong cavern. We'd have to say 'Sorry. Carry on your dark unholy ritual', then turn around and walk out!" --- Paladin: "Parlay with orcs? I'd rather tread in dogs :D :D t." --- Cleric: “I’m the blunt edge of reason.” --- Paladin: "I can’t believe that it’s 9 o’clock, and the pirate town is shut." --- DM: “A towering figure of unspeakable evil sits beyond the altar.” (Shows picture) PC6 (looking at picture): “Oh, it’s not that horrible.” --- PC1: “What’s more likely? He’s taking drugs, or he’s actually being pursued by evil shape-shifting serpent men?” PC2: “ Fair point.” --- DM: “The Marquis Moon”, a den of ill-repute. PC6: “Are there any inns of repute in the city?” --- Paladin: “I won’t attack an unarmed man.” [steps back as the orc barbarian smashes into his opponent] --- PC5: "Have you seen you a small boy running for fear, as if for his life?" Pc1: "Because we’re chasing him." --- Paladin: "I say that we neuter the orc at the next possible opportunity. He’s obviously in season. It makes him impetuous." --- PC5: "For the GM’s attention, I am currently wearing so much jewellery, I am now medium encumbered." --- PC1: “All paladins are evil… No, not evil… I meant British.” --- NPC: “Have you done no deeds worthy of song?” Paladin: “Yes, but unfortunately the bard who would sing them is currently dominated, evil and unconscious…” --- Paladin: “OK. I shall kill one of them as a gesture of goodwill” --- DM: As I told you, you are all too late! PC6: When did you tell us that? DM: In the room 2 levels below you… avoided. Damn. [/QUOTE]

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