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<blockquote data-quote="Kormydigar" data-source="post: 1496710" data-attributes="member: 17113"><p>We have had some real good blunders over the years:</p><p></p><p>Player: "We go down the stairs and have a look around."</p><p></p><p>DM: " OK. At the bottom of the stairs is a large room with a domed ceiling. Along the east wall are four traps, would you like to check for statues?"</p><p></p><p> *******</p><p>In one game, almost twelve years ago. One of the Pc's played the role of Defender, and the other Pc's were his deputies.The Defenders character inherited a special magical sword from the previous Defender. It was passed down as each new Defender assumed the title. At the ceremony which began the campaign, we were all swearing our oath of loyalty to the Defender. One member of our group (and you know who you are) kneeled before the Defender and said with a straight face-" Your sword is mine!"</p><p> </p><p> *****</p><p>In a more recent game that I am running,(a converted and altered Scourge of the Slavelords for those familiar with that adventure) The Pc's defeated two evil NPC's along the road- one of them an exceptionally tough dwarf. The Pc's looted and buried the bodies. They got the idea to disguise the dwarf in the party to look like the one they killed. They did this and outfitted the dwarf with the dead dwarf's equipment hoping to get a man inside the bad guys operation. The Pc's arrived in town and headed toward the scumy tavern where they hoped to use the disguised dwarf to acquire information. After fumbling around a bit in the tavern and asking around for information, the Pc's got some attention they did not count on. The dead dwarf's more evil, and meaner brother comes down the stairs with his wizard companion an gang of thugs. He approaches the Pc's, sees the dwarf dressed up like his brother, and demands to know the Pc's business. Looking right at the slightly embarrassed dwarf he asks "So.....what exactly have you done with my brother?" To which the dwarf pc responds " oh.........we buried him". The combat of course, began immediately!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Kormydigar, post: 1496710, member: 17113"] We have had some real good blunders over the years: Player: "We go down the stairs and have a look around." DM: " OK. At the bottom of the stairs is a large room with a domed ceiling. Along the east wall are four traps, would you like to check for statues?" ******* In one game, almost twelve years ago. One of the Pc's played the role of Defender, and the other Pc's were his deputies.The Defenders character inherited a special magical sword from the previous Defender. It was passed down as each new Defender assumed the title. At the ceremony which began the campaign, we were all swearing our oath of loyalty to the Defender. One member of our group (and you know who you are) kneeled before the Defender and said with a straight face-" Your sword is mine!" ***** In a more recent game that I am running,(a converted and altered Scourge of the Slavelords for those familiar with that adventure) The Pc's defeated two evil NPC's along the road- one of them an exceptionally tough dwarf. The Pc's looted and buried the bodies. They got the idea to disguise the dwarf in the party to look like the one they killed. They did this and outfitted the dwarf with the dead dwarf's equipment hoping to get a man inside the bad guys operation. The Pc's arrived in town and headed toward the scumy tavern where they hoped to use the disguised dwarf to acquire information. After fumbling around a bit in the tavern and asking around for information, the Pc's got some attention they did not count on. The dead dwarf's more evil, and meaner brother comes down the stairs with his wizard companion an gang of thugs. He approaches the Pc's, sees the dwarf dressed up like his brother, and demands to know the Pc's business. Looking right at the slightly embarrassed dwarf he asks "So.....what exactly have you done with my brother?" To which the dwarf pc responds " oh.........we buried him". The combat of course, began immediately! [/QUOTE]
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