Reply to thread

Message

<blockquote data-quote="BlackMoria" data-source="post: 1496716" data-attributes="member: 424">The party had just slain the frost giant chieftain and the paladin and barbarian were trying to figure out a way to use his giant sized heavy crossbow.Barbarian:&nbsp; It is too massive for any of us to use.Paladin:&nbsp; No, it's not.&nbsp; Look.&nbsp; I will strap it straight along my back and carry it like that.&nbsp; Then to use it, I will bend over and you can get behind me and start cocking....Rest of Players: &lt;gales of laughter&gt;Paladin:&nbsp; What?***********************The barbarian is fighting a advanced fiendish gorillon...DM: The two claw attacks both hit, doing a total of 64 damage....Barbarian: I shout out &quot;Is that all you got, pussy!!&quot;DM: ...and the other two claws hit as well, allowing him to initiate a rend attack....Barbarian: &quot;Cleric!!!!!!!&quot;************************DM:&nbsp; Flitting into view, you see a small irridescent green faeiry dragon.....Paladin: &quot;F***ing run!!!!&quot;&nbsp; [Paladin books it down the road at a high rate of knots]New Player:&nbsp; Why?&nbsp; Faeiry dragons are mischieveous jokesters but they are not dangerous...Paladin: The last faeiry dragon we met idea of a joke was watching and laughing as the grey render it honked off killed half the party off.....New Player:&nbsp; Well then....running is a good thing then [New player books it after the Paladin]</blockquote>

[QUOTE="BlackMoria, post: 1496716, member: 424"] The party had just slain the frost giant chieftain and the paladin and barbarian were trying to figure out a way to use his giant sized heavy crossbow. Barbarian: It is too massive for any of us to use. Paladin: No, it's not. Look. I will strap it straight along my back and carry it like that. Then to use it, I will bend over and you can get behind me and start cocking.... Rest of Players: <gales of laughter> Paladin: What? *********************** The barbarian is fighting a advanced fiendish gorillon... DM: The two claw attacks both hit, doing a total of 64 damage.... Barbarian: I shout out "Is that all you got, pussy!!" DM: ...and the other two claws hit as well, allowing him to initiate a rend attack.... Barbarian: "Cleric!!!!!!!" ************************ DM: Flitting into view, you see a small irridescent green faeiry dragon..... Paladin: "F***ing run!!!!" [Paladin books it down the road at a high rate of knots] New Player: Why? Faeiry dragons are mischieveous jokesters but they are not dangerous... Paladin: The last faeiry dragon we met idea of a joke was watching and laughing as the grey render it honked off killed half the party off..... New Player: Well then....running is a good thing then [New player books it after the Paladin] [/QUOTE]

Verification