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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dregan Varokin" data-source="post: 1496769" data-attributes="member: 18644">In a dd3 game.The PC Warrior from a solitary Nomadic Desert Tribe, with nothing that resembles spellcraft, comes into town looking for Horseshoes of the Zephyr, clearly to everyone else in the group that is something he would know nothing about.PC:I am looking for Horseshoes of the ZephyrMerchant:One moment let me check my inventory. Ah Yes here they are.(holds up a pair of battered horseshoes)Merchant: These will make your horse fly like the wind(Bluff Chk 26)PC:Those arn't Them! He's trying to trick me! I won't buy them.DM:Well you know that, but your character doesn't, make a Sense Motive Chk.PC:But I didn't put anything into Sense Motive.DM:Well you could still roll a Natural 20PC<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f641.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":(" title="Frown    :("  data-smilie="3"data-shortname=":(" />Rolls a 1) Ah Crap..He ends up buying these normal horseshoes for full Zephyr Price.& the best part is that everyone else in the group thought it was so funny they all convinced his character(through multiple bluff chks)that they really worked.___INTRODUCTION OF A NEW PARTY MEMBER:PC's make a sucessful listen chk.DM: You hear something comming from the room you left your camels in.PC's:We sneak into the room.DM:You See a little man trying to steal your treasure laiden camel. The Camel is not moving. The noise you heard is the man cursing at the camel in order to get it to move.PC Leader: I Sneak up behind him.DM:Make a Move Sielnt Roll - (Doesn't Succeed)NewCharacter:I stop pulling on the camel and look at it and say,"Wait a minute you arn't my camel! What did you do with Howler? I must go find him. and I start to leave.He actually succeeded in becoming the parties Slave/Servant/B***h/Merchant.___In a Previous Vampire Game:ST:You enter the room. Hundreds of Zombies begin to move toward you.Brent:Wait didn't I see some Beer Kegs in the other Room?ST:Yeah, Why?Brent: I Run and get as many as I can Carry.ST: OK, Based on your Strength and Size, I'll Give you 6.Brent<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue    :P"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />erfect, Time to go Zombie Bowling!_____Spycraft Game:1st Vehical incounter of the game.DM:15 Mafia Thugs with Machine Guns get out of the two limos & Taking Aim.Group<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f641.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":(" title="Frown    :("  data-smilie="3"data-shortname=":(" />Sitting in the van) OH S**T!The Wheel Man:Ok as my Free action I am activating my Pop-Up Shields.DM:OK, They open up on the Van Rittleing it with bullet holes! What is your Vehicals Hardness rating?Wheelman: 32DM: WHAT!!??Wheelman: Yup.DM:Ok They Open up on the Van and don't even scratch it.The Van was from then on labled the BAV(Bad A** Van)__Dregan Varokin</blockquote>

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