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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ichabod" data-source="post: 1497088" data-attributes="member: 1257">Ichabod's Favorite Gaming Quotes--------------------------------You're saying you're NOT crazy because you DO hear voices?We haven't committed genocide YET. We missed one.I jump off the building. (pause) How high up is it?I cast location. How far away is it? 40 feet ... 35 feet ... 30 feet ...I am NOT getting a slug as a familiar!While he's got the guards distracted, something crawls out of my pants leg.Don't think of it as looting dead people. Think of it as archaeology.But what if it's undead fecal matter?Sometimes I like to go into the shower, turn on scalding hot water, bang my head agains the faucets, and do calculus. Other times I like to make Rolemaster characters.You kill the toy soldier. I'll cover you.Surrender or Die! (character passes out)PC1: Maybe we should go out and try to kill them all. PC2: We could try to talk to them. PC1: Oh, yeah, that's what I meant.I can't lie for all of us.I'm just a snake man, I have no external genetalia, what do I know?Oh, mighty things that can hurt us, please don't.I critically grapple his ass.We'd like one plot device, no mist please.The best is if they split up, because we can take 125 of them.We haven't done anything evil lately.Going back to when we were completely clueless ...To the south. Your other south.Is there anything we can do to inhibit psychic powers, like put a helmet on her or wrap her head in molten lead or something?He was just trolling for plot points and found one.How much trouble would we be in if we weren't good?PC1: So we pissed off the Thief's Guild, we pissed off the Wizard's Guild... PC2: We're still memebers of the library in good standing.Like a little drow baloon.Follow me -Invisible characterWe're only temporarily killing him.The world does not revolve around you, it's just sort of bouncing towards you.Is there any chaotic stupid alignment?Polymorph want a cracker?Yuan-ti ho-tiPoor defenseless demon baby.Leave no die unrolled.Ah, the strong maternal instincts of evil dragons.PC1: Hey, worst case scenario we end up in Heaven. PC2: Only in a campaign run by Craig O'Brien would that be a worst case scenario.Abyssal: the standard language for all contracts.What's his name ... me ...I put a Mark of Justice on his ass.It's an adamantium cube, hidden in a trapped temple, on an island of death. Does this scream don't <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> with me to anyone else?How did I walk back into a conversation about cup size tripple I?I hadn't statted this guy out because I didn't think you'd provoke him that much.</blockquote>

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