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<blockquote data-quote="rkr1970" data-source="post: 1498096" data-attributes="member: 18708"><p><strong>Fool 'em all!</strong></p><p></p><p>I am currently playing a halffling wizard/rogue. He has informed the party, on several occasions, that he is not to be trusted any further than he can throw the half-orc. He won't steal from their persons, but until the treasure is divided, it's fair game. He is, however, the only one with a bag of holding or an Int over 12. That's why it's his job to count and carry the treasure from every dungeon, but someone else always writes it all down as we go. Every week before we play, the DM and I roll Slight of Hand vs. Spot for that PC. I have yet to fail. We then erase from the party treasure all of the final digits from the list of coins and the last item on the list, which the DM figures I will want for myself. It wasn't until someone noticed that I was using a "stolen" item from a previous treasure that I (the player) was caught. When they realized that I had absconded with 90% of the treasure from the last dozen adventures, they all agreed that I had played in character, and that it was a very original stunt, fooling players and PCs both. The PC in charge of "keeping me honest", however, has been relegated to party pack mule for his lack of vigilance and his player was forced to wear a dunce cap for several sessions. Another player now keeps the list with him, written in pen. :\</p><p>The quote that goes with this is now an every session mantra...</p><p>"Keep that 'fling away from our gold!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rkr1970, post: 1498096, member: 18708"] [b]Fool 'em all![/b] I am currently playing a halffling wizard/rogue. He has informed the party, on several occasions, that he is not to be trusted any further than he can throw the half-orc. He won't steal from their persons, but until the treasure is divided, it's fair game. He is, however, the only one with a bag of holding or an Int over 12. That's why it's his job to count and carry the treasure from every dungeon, but someone else always writes it all down as we go. Every week before we play, the DM and I roll Slight of Hand vs. Spot for that PC. I have yet to fail. We then erase from the party treasure all of the final digits from the list of coins and the last item on the list, which the DM figures I will want for myself. It wasn't until someone noticed that I was using a "stolen" item from a previous treasure that I (the player) was caught. When they realized that I had absconded with 90% of the treasure from the last dozen adventures, they all agreed that I had played in character, and that it was a very original stunt, fooling players and PCs both. The PC in charge of "keeping me honest", however, has been relegated to party pack mule for his lack of vigilance and his player was forced to wear a dunce cap for several sessions. Another player now keeps the list with him, written in pen. :\ The quote that goes with this is now an every session mantra... "Keep that 'fling away from our gold!" [/QUOTE]
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