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<blockquote data-quote="Sejs" data-source="post: 1507107" data-attributes="member: 4910"><p>The PCs are working with the crown, investigating a rash of assassinations amongst the nobility of the region they're currently in.</p><p></p><p>Pc: Hmm, I see. And in what manner was the Duke killed?</p><p>Npc: The Duke was killed in his own manor, sir.</p><p>Pc: I thought you said he was murdered.</p><p>Npc: Yes, sir. The Duke was murdered in his manor late last night.</p><p>Pc: How could someone else kill the Duke in his own manner? </p><p>Npc: We're not sure, sir. When we found the Duke he was already dead.</p><p>Pc: Was there any sign of a forced entry? Did anyone see or hear an intruder? </p><p>Npc: No sir, nothing of the like.</p><p>Pc: So the Duke was killed in his own manner late last night, and there's no signs of anyone having broken in?</p><p>Npc: Yes, sir.</p><p>Pc: Aha! Suicide!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>(later, the same adventure)</p><p>Pc: The baron died of old age. In broad daylight. Of natural causes. From a crossbow bolt.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sejs, post: 1507107, member: 4910"] The PCs are working with the crown, investigating a rash of assassinations amongst the nobility of the region they're currently in. Pc: Hmm, I see. And in what manner was the Duke killed? Npc: The Duke was killed in his own manor, sir. Pc: I thought you said he was murdered. Npc: Yes, sir. The Duke was murdered in his manor late last night. Pc: How could someone else kill the Duke in his own manner? Npc: We're not sure, sir. When we found the Duke he was already dead. Pc: Was there any sign of a forced entry? Did anyone see or hear an intruder? Npc: No sir, nothing of the like. Pc: So the Duke was killed in his own manner late last night, and there's no signs of anyone having broken in? Npc: Yes, sir. Pc: Aha! Suicide! (later, the same adventure) Pc: The baron died of old age. In broad daylight. Of natural causes. From a crossbow bolt. [/QUOTE]
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