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<blockquote data-quote="Dark Mistress" data-source="post: 1507184" data-attributes="member: 11816"><p><strong>More Qoutes</strong></p><p></p><p>Same game as above(forgot to mention the ST liked resident evil)</p><p></p><p>[Black ops operative, seeking a chip, holds a knife to Andy's face]</p><p>I can make sure even reconstructive surgery wont fix this. - Black ops operative</p><p>David has it. - andy(pretty boy)</p><p></p><p>It's like being dead, but a week from now. - Jake (after an ultimatum)</p><p></p><p>Is the team gone? - Nick(NPC)</p><p>Yeah they took the chip. - Jake</p><p>Think they'll be pissed if I put a virus in it? - Nick(NPC)</p><p>YOU WHAT? There going to kill me. - Jake</p><p>You didn't see what was on the disk they was working on, Things that will twist your DNA permanently if you get infected by it. - Nick(NPC)</p><p>Like in a bad way? - Jake</p><p></p><p>Hmm...new identity, new life. - Jake</p><p></p><p>You know how much money and power a company would need to make this? - Nick(NPC)</p><p>And you gave them a virus? - Jake</p><p>Yes. - Nick(NPC)</p><p></p><p>Aren't there branches set up to catch this? - Jake</p><p>Aren't there branches set up to catch hackers? - Nick(a Hacker)</p><p></p><p>Do you have any next of kin? - Jake</p><p>Well, my parents are dead and they stopped having children after me. - Andy</p><p></p><p>Next time I'm not calling Nick. - Jake</p><p></p><p>(After Jake informs Andy of what Nick did)</p><p>Jake, is this bad? - Andy</p><p>This like bellbottoms and courderoys bad. - Jake</p><p>OH SWEET JESUS, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! - Andy</p><p></p><p>You're too pretty to live in a basement for the rest of your life. - Jake</p><p></p><p>You have sex in front of people? It takes balls to do that. - Jake</p><p>It takes balls to have sex. - Andy</p><p>I don't have balls and have sex. - Zoe</p><p></p><p>It's o.k., I have almost everything under control, just as soon as I figure out where the hell we are.- Jake</p><p></p><p>I try to get out, but they keep pulling me back in...actually, that's a movie I made. - Andy</p><p></p><p>[after the door is busted open.]Only cops do that! - Kye</p><p></p><p>Where's a concussion grenade when you need one. - Kye</p><p>(Followed by one rolling in front of him)</p><p></p><p>(after beign captured and locked in a room)</p><p>Man, I almost wanna be interrogated just so i can know what's going on. - Jake</p><p></p><p>They probably know we don't know anything, they've been listening to our</p><p>conversation. - Jake</p><p>Or they know that we know that there listening to us and faking we don't know anything. - Zoe</p><p>Or they know we know they know we know we're faking it. - Andy</p><p>It's gonna be a long night. - Jake</p><p></p><p>(Locked in a cell, After the air vents seal)</p><p>The infection can't get to us in here. - Jake</p><p>And neither can the air. - Andy</p><p>So we'll starve to death. - Zoe</p><p>No, we'll suffocate long before that. - Andy</p><p></p><p>(Bursting out of a stairway door)</p><p>If we're on a roof, I'm gonna get really pissed. - Kye</p><p>Kye gets really pissed. - ST</p><p></p><p>(seeing the small city from the roof of the building)</p><p>Maybe this isn't a small town, maybe it's a small facility. - Jake</p><p></p><p>(Standing on a the roof of a skyscraper in a city crawling with mutated creatures)</p><p>Ok there's good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? - Kye</p><p>How about just the good news? - Zoe</p><p>Ok, all we need to do is make it to a car down there and drive out of here. - Kye</p><p>(followed by a short pause)</p><p>Ok whats the bad news? - Zoe</p><p>Where running out of time, they didn't send rescue teams. Means most likely they will firebomb the place to cover this up. - Kye</p><p>Won't firebombing a city attract attention. - Zoe</p><p></p><p>The sun's setting. - Zoe</p><p>Oh, that can't be good. - Jake</p><p></p><p>(Jake bent over Andy, with a huge chunk of his shoulder gone and blood everywhere)</p><p>Do you know first aid. - Jake</p><p>Eew. - Zoe</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dark Mistress, post: 1507184, member: 11816"] [b]More Qoutes[/b] Same game as above(forgot to mention the ST liked resident evil) [Black ops operative, seeking a chip, holds a knife to Andy's face] I can make sure even reconstructive surgery wont fix this. - Black ops operative David has it. - andy(pretty boy) It's like being dead, but a week from now. - Jake (after an ultimatum) Is the team gone? - Nick(NPC) Yeah they took the chip. - Jake Think they'll be pissed if I put a virus in it? - Nick(NPC) YOU WHAT? There going to kill me. - Jake You didn't see what was on the disk they was working on, Things that will twist your DNA permanently if you get infected by it. - Nick(NPC) Like in a bad way? - Jake Hmm...new identity, new life. - Jake You know how much money and power a company would need to make this? - Nick(NPC) And you gave them a virus? - Jake Yes. - Nick(NPC) Aren't there branches set up to catch this? - Jake Aren't there branches set up to catch hackers? - Nick(a Hacker) Do you have any next of kin? - Jake Well, my parents are dead and they stopped having children after me. - Andy Next time I'm not calling Nick. - Jake (After Jake informs Andy of what Nick did) Jake, is this bad? - Andy This like bellbottoms and courderoys bad. - Jake OH SWEET JESUS, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! - Andy You're too pretty to live in a basement for the rest of your life. - Jake You have sex in front of people? It takes balls to do that. - Jake It takes balls to have sex. - Andy I don't have balls and have sex. - Zoe It's o.k., I have almost everything under control, just as soon as I figure out where the hell we are.- Jake I try to get out, but they keep pulling me back in...actually, that's a movie I made. - Andy [after the door is busted open.]Only cops do that! - Kye Where's a concussion grenade when you need one. - Kye (Followed by one rolling in front of him) (after beign captured and locked in a room) Man, I almost wanna be interrogated just so i can know what's going on. - Jake They probably know we don't know anything, they've been listening to our conversation. - Jake Or they know that we know that there listening to us and faking we don't know anything. - Zoe Or they know we know they know we know we're faking it. - Andy It's gonna be a long night. - Jake (Locked in a cell, After the air vents seal) The infection can't get to us in here. - Jake And neither can the air. - Andy So we'll starve to death. - Zoe No, we'll suffocate long before that. - Andy (Bursting out of a stairway door) If we're on a roof, I'm gonna get really pissed. - Kye Kye gets really pissed. - ST (seeing the small city from the roof of the building) Maybe this isn't a small town, maybe it's a small facility. - Jake (Standing on a the roof of a skyscraper in a city crawling with mutated creatures) Ok there's good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? - Kye How about just the good news? - Zoe Ok, all we need to do is make it to a car down there and drive out of here. - Kye (followed by a short pause) Ok whats the bad news? - Zoe Where running out of time, they didn't send rescue teams. Means most likely they will firebomb the place to cover this up. - Kye Won't firebombing a city attract attention. - Zoe The sun's setting. - Zoe Oh, that can't be good. - Jake (Jake bent over Andy, with a huge chunk of his shoulder gone and blood everywhere) Do you know first aid. - Jake Eew. - Zoe [/QUOTE]
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