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<blockquote data-quote="Aluvial" data-source="post: 1507328" data-attributes="member: 6862">I was playing in a Lankmar campaign, one in which every copper counted.&nbsp;We were a group of elves and half-elves, transported to Lankmar to starve.&nbsp; &nbsp;One of our long time buddies game to the game with the intention to play and started to roll up his character.&nbsp;We played on.&nbsp;After two, if not three hours, the new player said he was ready and the DM took him aside to give him a little backstory.&nbsp;We sat on and watched the whispers and nods from across the room.&nbsp;The player sat down and waited.&nbsp; &nbsp;The DM said, &quot;You are moving down the street when you here a voice beckoning you from an alley.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;We move over and the DM describes the orc in front of us.&nbsp;The new player then says, &quot;I'm here to kill you!&quot;&nbsp;One round later we looted the corpse and the new player quit DnD forever.&nbsp;It may not be that funny, but my group laughs about it to this day.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Aluvial, post: 1507328, member: 6862"] I was playing in a Lankmar campaign, one in which every copper counted. We were a group of elves and half-elves, transported to Lankmar to starve. One of our long time buddies game to the game with the intention to play and started to roll up his character. We played on. After two, if not three hours, the new player said he was ready and the DM took him aside to give him a little backstory. We sat on and watched the whispers and nods from across the room. The player sat down and waited. The DM said, "You are moving down the street when you here a voice beckoning you from an alley." We move over and the DM describes the orc in front of us. The new player then says, "I'm here to kill you!" One round later we looted the corpse and the new player quit DnD forever. It may not be that funny, but my group laughs about it to this day. [/QUOTE]

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