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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Oofta" data-source="post: 7597656" data-attributes="member: 6801845">Ooh!  Can I play?Task: Introduce [MENTION=6799753]lowkey13[/MENTION] to Sir McStabsalot and convince them of the awesomness of Sir McStabsalot, gnomish paladin, order of the owlStrength(intimidation):Pick up lowkey by his neck and squeeze until he sees the error of his ways and gurgles out the truth.Failure: He passes out and you toss him aside because anyone who cannot understand the glory that is dual rapier wielding holiness is not worthy.  Wait, was there supposed to be a downside to this?Dexterity (sleight of hand):Replace all of his character sheets with Sir McStabsalot's.  After actually playing the awesomest PC ever he will see the error of his ways.Failure: He continues to play his sad, pathetic non-paladin lame excuses for characters.Constitution:Let lowkey smell the sweet, sweet scent of glory that will be his if he accepts Sir McStabsalotFailure: Driven mad by the beauty of the smell of glory, lowkey begins to make endless posts about the glory of gnomish paladins.  He even photoshops an image.Intelligence (arcana):Explain in mystical game terminology why this particular build is the best build ever.Failure: driven mad by the complex calculations, he sits drooling in the corner throwing crumpled up characters sheets at passerbys much like monkeys fling poo at bystanders.  Basically nothing changes.Wisdom (nature):Obviously dual rapier wielding gnomish paladins are the most natural epitomization of PCdom.Failure: Rejecting nature, lowkey retreats to a soulless mind-numbingly life in a dull gray world devoid of joy.  Also known as "Toronto".Charisma (deception)Convince lowkey that much like the woman in Hamlet, convince lowkey that he doth protest too much and he really loves gnomes and paladins.Failure: How can this fail?</blockquote>

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