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<blockquote data-quote="Oofta" data-source="post: 7597656" data-attributes="member: 6801845"><p>Ooh! Can I play?</p><p></p><p><strong>Task:</strong> Introduce [MENTION=6799753]lowkey13[/MENTION] to Sir McStabsalot and convince them of the awesomness of Sir McStabsalot, gnomish paladin, order of the owl</p><p></p><p><strong>Strength(intimidation):</strong></p><p>Pick up lowkey by his neck and squeeze until he sees the error of his ways and gurgles out the truth.</p><p>Failure: He passes out and you toss him aside because anyone who cannot understand the glory that is dual rapier wielding holiness is not worthy. Wait, was there supposed to be a downside to this?</p><p></p><p><strong>Dexterity (sleight of hand):</strong></p><p>Replace all of his character sheets with Sir McStabsalot's. After actually playing the awesomest PC ever he will see the error of his ways.</p><p>Failure: He continues to play his sad, pathetic non-paladin lame excuses for characters.</p><p></p><p><strong>Constitution:</strong></p><p>Let lowkey smell the sweet, sweet scent of glory that will be his if he accepts Sir McStabsalot</p><p>Failure: Driven mad by the beauty of the smell of glory, lowkey begins to make endless posts about the glory of gnomish paladins. He even photoshops an image.</p><p></p><p><strong>Intelligence (arcana):</strong></p><p>Explain in mystical game terminology why this particular build is the best build ever.</p><p>Failure: driven mad by the complex calculations, he sits drooling in the corner throwing crumpled up characters sheets at passerbys much like monkeys fling poo at bystanders. Basically nothing changes.</p><p></p><p><strong>Wisdom (nature):</strong></p><p>Obviously dual rapier wielding gnomish paladins are the most natural epitomization of PCdom.</p><p>Failure: Rejecting nature, lowkey retreats to a soulless mind-numbingly life in a dull gray world devoid of joy. Also known as "Toronto".</p><p></p><p><strong>Charisma (deception)</strong></p><p>Convince lowkey that much like the woman in Hamlet, convince lowkey that he doth protest too much and he really loves gnomes and paladins.</p><p>Failure: How can this fail?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Oofta, post: 7597656, member: 6801845"] Ooh! Can I play? [B]Task:[/B] Introduce [MENTION=6799753]lowkey13[/MENTION] to Sir McStabsalot and convince them of the awesomness of Sir McStabsalot, gnomish paladin, order of the owl [B]Strength(intimidation):[/B] Pick up lowkey by his neck and squeeze until he sees the error of his ways and gurgles out the truth. Failure: He passes out and you toss him aside because anyone who cannot understand the glory that is dual rapier wielding holiness is not worthy. Wait, was there supposed to be a downside to this? [B]Dexterity (sleight of hand):[/B] Replace all of his character sheets with Sir McStabsalot's. After actually playing the awesomest PC ever he will see the error of his ways. Failure: He continues to play his sad, pathetic non-paladin lame excuses for characters. [B]Constitution:[/B] Let lowkey smell the sweet, sweet scent of glory that will be his if he accepts Sir McStabsalot Failure: Driven mad by the beauty of the smell of glory, lowkey begins to make endless posts about the glory of gnomish paladins. He even photoshops an image. [B]Intelligence (arcana):[/B] Explain in mystical game terminology why this particular build is the best build ever. Failure: driven mad by the complex calculations, he sits drooling in the corner throwing crumpled up characters sheets at passerbys much like monkeys fling poo at bystanders. Basically nothing changes. [B]Wisdom (nature):[/B] Obviously dual rapier wielding gnomish paladins are the most natural epitomization of PCdom. Failure: Rejecting nature, lowkey retreats to a soulless mind-numbingly life in a dull gray world devoid of joy. Also known as "Toronto". [B]Charisma (deception)[/B] Convince lowkey that much like the woman in Hamlet, convince lowkey that he doth protest too much and he really loves gnomes and paladins. Failure: How can this fail? [/QUOTE]
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