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Message: <blockquote data-quote="TonyLB" data-source="post: 2434319" data-attributes="member: 28843">Con game of Proton High School (high school supers).  Jack Quinn (the insufferably virtuous and powerful class president) and his arch-nemesis Horatio Hiss (mentalist and all around bad-boy) had been going at it for a good long while when someone decided to introduce Lady Hiss (Horatio's mother) as a character. I was playing Horatio, and I thought I was ready for anything... prepared to fend off embarrassment or unreasonable demands or parental bullying. I wasn't ready. The player said "Lady Hiss slinks sexily out of the limousine and looks over the school-yard, mid-brawl.  'Rati, darling,' she says (looking at Horatio), 'who is that scrumptious specimen?' (looking at Jack)  'I simply must have him!' " And then the player put down the index card upon which he had written:  "Goal:  Take Jack Quinn as her slave."  Everybody but Chris (playing Jack) and myself went into absolute hysterics.  Chris and I just looked at each other with naked, unrestrained fear in our eyes.  It was... so horrific... on so many levels.  It was fully sixty seconds before I could even manage to desperately stammer "M-m-m-m-MOTHER!"</blockquote>