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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dieter" data-source="post: 1068957" data-attributes="member: 144">A while back I posted my party's gaming proverbs. Here it is again for posterity.1- Don't flash money 2- Don't believe or trust the waitors 3- Don't do KYO or Kumitei 4- Look before you drink 5- Look before you sit down 6- Don't hum along with Demons 7- Don't buy insurance from the duck 8- Don't Kill Halflings on Whiteford 9- Don't wrestle with 1,500 lbs creatures or Liches 10- Be very very very very very very very very very very careful what  you ask for 11- The Ethereal plane is bad 12- Don't interupt a typing duck 13- Don't have Phallic conversations 14- Don't say "I"M INVINSIBLE!!!" 15- The Higher source is not benevolent 16- Don't fire guns while ridding Kanks 17- Don't open a parachute in mid flight 18- Don't host a bachelor party for the most hated man on your world 19- Paranoia is a virtue 20- Insist on proof of ownership before purchase 21- There is no escape, the GM wil find you and kill your pets, that's what he does, that's all he does 22- NPC's will always spill their guts to PCs 23- Check behind the pillars 24- Don't taunt the GM's wife 25- Remember your Ammo Capacity 26- Check your partner before debauching 27- Magic is inherantly dangerous 28- Don't leave survivors 29- Don't use magic openly on Athas 30- The weakest PC will always be pinned under the Heaviest object 31- Swords parry daggers, seldom the reverse 32- Criticals aren't always the best roles 33- Check the want ads before planning an attack 34- Poodles have suicide charges 35- Don't ask a horse for directions 36- Don't reason with a poodle 37- Golems have the inteligence of a braindead frat boy 38- Carefully place the sentries 40- Don't cross the streams ray 41- Dress the peon like the boss 42- Don't hire an assassin when the assassin's guild has a contract out on you 39- Negadave can not count or spell 43- Honesty works every once and awhile 44- Try Puritainism, it just might help 45- Loose d-cks sink missions 46- Waking up naked at the bottom of a glass bottom pool overlooking  the dining room is not the best way to wake up 47- Don't have conversations with Mind Flayers 48- When do the living guard the crypts of the dead? 49- Spam does not make an effective door stop 50- containment fields are there for a reason 51- Look for the obvious traps 52- Don't drink 2 different potions at once 53- Peons are the dangerous ones 54- Amok Amok Amok 55- 99's can be a good role 56- Don't tell the GM it's your last day at his game57- When choosing an area to be hit in, don't take the vital one 58- Check for Piranha before bathing 59- Don't piss of Rockshillman 60- Toilet humor can go to far (really!) 61- Make sure you have back up 62- Beat the woman, get a luck point 63- Don't mess with religion on Whiteford 64- I'm warm and fuzzy, come to me! 65- There is a nipple in my eye slit 66- Only you can prevent Rhohirrim fires 67- I'm talking in this voice, how do you think its going? 68- I didn't marry him, you stick it up his butt! 69- Masturbating during an autopsy is considered bad form 70- It's time for a little game we call "Roll the Troll", give me the   belly jewel b-tch!</blockquote>

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