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<blockquote data-quote="MEG Hal" data-source="post: 1074173" data-attributes="member: 1907">Love this thread, here are a few from my recent group, either used often or just very funny:&quot;I am taking a level in warhorse&quot;-- We were fighting and losing until the Paladin starting having his warhorse fight, we swept the forest with them.&nbsp; So we all want to level in warhorse soon!&quot;Metagame!&quot;--used by the DM last session when I was asking OOC about a creature that I was not fighting.&quot;I attack the darkness&quot;--from &quot;Dead Ale Wives&quot;, in last session a darkenss spell came up and I was on the edge of it and just stood there so I decided to state that.&quot;Can I touch it?&quot;--We met a lady with a glass arm (rose colored) and it was fully usable, so I asked if I could touch it (young male rogue), and was aksed after laughing if I meant that, I backed down and stated no...but the wizened, very old cleric decided he did and asked if he could touch her arm-she did not answer <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek!&nbsp; &nbsp; :eek:"&nbsp; data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" /> .&quot;Rolled a Hal&quot;--I am doing very poorly on dice rolls so every so often we hear I rolled a Hal--meaning very low--I may have stated that as well--&quot;I am back&quot;, meaning I was rolling good but here comes the crappy rolls again.I am sure I have more...</blockquote>

[QUOTE="MEG Hal, post: 1074173, member: 1907"] Love this thread, here are a few from my recent group, either used often or just very funny: "I am taking a level in warhorse"-- We were fighting and losing until the Paladin starting having his warhorse fight, we swept the forest with them. So we all want to level in warhorse soon! "Metagame!"--used by the DM last session when I was asking OOC about a creature that I was not fighting. "I attack the darkness"--from "Dead Ale Wives", in last session a darkenss spell came up and I was on the edge of it and just stood there so I decided to state that. "Can I touch it?"--We met a lady with a glass arm (rose colored) and it was fully usable, so I asked if I could touch it (young male rogue), and was aksed after laughing if I meant that, I backed down and stated no...but the wizened, very old cleric decided he did and asked if he could touch her arm-she did not answer :eek: . "Rolled a Hal"--I am doing very poorly on dice rolls so every so often we hear I rolled a Hal--meaning very low--I may have stated that as well--"I am back", meaning I was rolling good but here comes the crappy rolls again. I am sure I have more... [/QUOTE]

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