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<blockquote data-quote="Poster Bard" data-source="post: 1628791" data-attributes="member: 1985"><p><span style="color: White"><span style="font-size: 15px">Gamer Girl</span></span></p><p><span style="color: White"><em>(With a nod to Avril Lavigne)</em></span></p><p><span style="color: White"></span></p><p><span style="color: White">There was a group, they played the game</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Could they be more obnoxious?</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Wanted to join, cause she liked to play</span></p><p><span style="color: White">What more could she say?</span></p><p><span style="color: White">They let her in, she brought her dice</span></p><p><span style="color: White">At first they all acted really nice</span></p><p><span style="color: White">The comments began, testosterone rose</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Imagined her wearing constrictive clothes</span></p><p><span style="color: White"></span></p><p><span style="color: White">She was a gamer girl</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Joining a macho world</span></p><p><span style="color: White">It wasn't an easy game to play</span></p><p><span style="color: White">She had to bite her tongue</span></p><p><span style="color: White">With each sexist song they sung</span></p><p><span style="color: White">They needed to learn a better way</span></p><p><span style="color: White"></span></p><p><span style="color: White">Two months from now, and still on the scene</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Min/maxing, and she's a combat queen</span></p><p><span style="color: White">With each snide aside, to her it's all greek</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Still has to hear it most every week</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Options seem few, stuck with the crew</span></p><p><span style="color: White">She dreamt of a different point of view</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Doing her part, just playing her role</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Every game cost a bit of her soul</span></p><p><span style="color: White"></span></p><p><span style="color: White">She was a gamer girl</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Joining a macho world</span></p><p><span style="color: White">It wasn't an easy game to play</span></p><p><span style="color: White">She longed for a better game</span></p><p><span style="color: White">One not quite half as lame</span></p><p><span style="color: White">She wanted a beast that she could slay</span></p><p><span style="color: White"></span></p><p><span style="color: White">Sorry guys, but you missed out</span></p><p><span style="color: White">On what the game is all about</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Opportunities missed, too</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Lessons not learned, chances blew</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Too bad that you couldn't see</span></p><p><span style="color: White">See the game that it could be</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Open mouths don't have to feed</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Open hearts don't have to bleed</span></p><p><span style="color: White"></span></p><p><span style="color: White">There was a group, they played the game</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Too bad that they missed the obvious</span></p><p><span style="color: White">They didn't play nice, and didn't think twice</span></p><p><span style="color: White">So she packed up her books and dice</span></p><p><span style="color: White"></span></p><p><span style="color: White">Now she's a gamer girl</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Running her homebrew world</span></p><p><span style="color: White">She found a group who is in the know</span></p><p><span style="color: White">The fighting now all in-game</span></p><p><span style="color: White">DMing to great acclaim</span></p><p><span style="color: White">She puts on quite a splendid show</span></p><p><span style="color: White"></span></p><p><span style="color: White">Now she's a gamer girl</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Running her homebrew world</span></p><p><span style="color: White">She found a group who is in the know</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Her plotlines have depth and grace</span></p><p><span style="color: White">Her new players all embrace</span></p><p><span style="color: White">A campaign that's sure to grow and grow</span></p><p></p><p><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Poster Bard, post: 1628791, member: 1985"] [COLOR=White][size=4]Gamer Girl[/size] [i](With a nod to Avril Lavigne)[/i] There was a group, they played the game Could they be more obnoxious? Wanted to join, cause she liked to play What more could she say? They let her in, she brought her dice At first they all acted really nice The comments began, testosterone rose Imagined her wearing constrictive clothes She was a gamer girl Joining a macho world It wasn't an easy game to play She had to bite her tongue With each sexist song they sung They needed to learn a better way Two months from now, and still on the scene Min/maxing, and she's a combat queen With each snide aside, to her it's all greek Still has to hear it most every week Options seem few, stuck with the crew She dreamt of a different point of view Doing her part, just playing her role Every game cost a bit of her soul She was a gamer girl Joining a macho world It wasn't an easy game to play She longed for a better game One not quite half as lame She wanted a beast that she could slay Sorry guys, but you missed out On what the game is all about Opportunities missed, too Lessons not learned, chances blew Too bad that you couldn't see See the game that it could be Open mouths don't have to feed Open hearts don't have to bleed There was a group, they played the game Too bad that they missed the obvious They didn't play nice, and didn't think twice So she packed up her books and dice Now she's a gamer girl Running her homebrew world She found a group who is in the know The fighting now all in-game DMing to great acclaim She puts on quite a splendid show Now she's a gamer girl Running her homebrew world She found a group who is in the know Her plotlines have depth and grace Her new players all embrace A campaign that's sure to grow and grow[/COLOR] :) [/QUOTE]
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