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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 2176621" data-attributes="member: 16989">New Wizards Ads:The Scene: Hef at the Playboy Mansion in Robe &amp; behind the DM Screen, surrounded by all his 18-22 year old girlfriends/employees on some deck furniture around the grotto at the mansion.Each of the girls is wearing a bikini and has a pile of dice and a piece of paper in front of her.Hef:&nbsp; &quot;So, as we left off last week, you were about to journey into Castle Spank: Dungeon of the Loosely Clad, Busty Succubi (props to John Kovalic, visit his <a href="http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/" target="_blank">website</a>, buy his comic), and you had just captured the succubus head of the evil overlord's harem guards, Slutina.&nbsp; What do you want to do?&quot;Miss June:&nbsp; &quot;I'm going to make the Slutina chick talk!&nbsp; I'll bend her over my knee &amp; spank her till she BEGS me to stop!&nbsp; I have a +8 to Intimidate and the spanking should give me a +2 circumstance modifier.&nbsp; Oh! I'm also using my +2 Holy Crop on Cloth Disintegration on her backside.&nbsp; (rolls a pink d20).&nbsp; Oh, I got an 18, that's a..... Umm... High Number!&quot;Miss August:&nbsp; &quot;Oh mister Dungeon Master, I've found a way to earn extra XP!&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; Shot of Bikini Top Flying Across the tableHef:&nbsp; &quot;Thanks girls.&nbsp; Yes, Miss June.&nbsp; That is a high number, and the succubi totally crumbles as you spank here firmly.&nbsp; She even agrees to help you on your quest.&nbsp; For tonight's session, we have a guest who'll run Slutina for the night.&nbsp; Please welcome E! Host &amp; 2 time Playboy cover model: Brooke Burke!&quot;Camera pans to Brooke in Bikini bottom &amp; t-shirt which says: Paladins lay hands here (with two strategically placed &quot;hand&quot; decals.Brooke: Now what's this about spanking me?&quot;Camera fades out, phantom voice speaks out:&nbsp; &quot;Dungeons &amp; Dragons!&nbsp; Meet some extraordinary people!&quot;See, the best part is it ain't false advertising.&nbsp; I have met some truly extra ordinary people through gaming.&nbsp; No Playmates, but some truly unique people.And for the girls, they could have a Playgirl version that runs on the Lifetime Movie Network.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 2176621, member: 16989"] New Wizards Ads: The Scene: Hef at the Playboy Mansion in Robe & behind the DM Screen, surrounded by all his 18-22 year old girlfriends/employees on some deck furniture around the grotto at the mansion. Each of the girls is wearing a bikini and has a pile of dice and a piece of paper in front of her. Hef: "So, as we left off last week, you were about to journey into Castle Spank: Dungeon of the Loosely Clad, Busty Succubi (props to John Kovalic, visit his [URL=http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/]website[/URL], buy his comic), and you had just captured the succubus head of the evil overlord's harem guards, Slutina. What do you want to do?" Miss June: "I'm going to make the Slutina chick talk! I'll bend her over my knee & spank her till she BEGS me to stop! I have a +8 to Intimidate and the spanking should give me a +2 circumstance modifier. Oh! I'm also using my +2 Holy Crop on Cloth Disintegration on her backside. (rolls a pink d20). Oh, I got an 18, that's a..... Umm... High Number!" Miss August: "Oh mister Dungeon Master, I've found a way to earn extra XP!" Shot of Bikini Top Flying Across the table Hef: "Thanks girls. Yes, Miss June. That is a high number, and the succubi totally crumbles as you spank here firmly. She even agrees to help you on your quest. For tonight's session, we have a guest who'll run Slutina for the night. Please welcome E! Host & 2 time Playboy cover model: Brooke Burke!" Camera pans to Brooke in Bikini bottom & t-shirt which says: Paladins lay hands here (with two strategically placed "hand" decals. Brooke: Now what's this about spanking me?" Camera fades out, phantom voice speaks out: "Dungeons & Dragons! Meet some extraordinary people!" See, the best part is it ain't false advertising. I have met some truly extra ordinary people through gaming. No Playmates, but some truly unique people. And for the girls, they could have a Playgirl version that runs on the Lifetime Movie Network. [/QUOTE]

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