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InzeladunMaster said:
Oh, I don't know about that. I think it would work GREAT for RPGs. It would give us a place to put our drinks, chips, plates and other goodies.

Bah. Thus further blocking our view of each other. Ever heard of the middle of the table? Besides, maybe with a better system in place, we wouldn't need so much room for papers and piles of books! ;)
 

Grimhelm said:
Bah. Thus further blocking our view of each other. Ever heard of the middle of the table? Besides, maybe with a better system in place, we wouldn't need so much room for papers and piles of books! ;)

Well, when one plays on the floor, there is no table, so this one would be an excellent drink-holder for RPGs played on the floor! I doubt it would block the view of anyone if we were on the floor. Even if it did, we know what we look like, or we could sit on pillows.

Of course, if we play at a table (which I dislike), it would get in the way.
 

Well, not if the table had legs three feet high. Then, you wouldn't be able to see. You'd have to compensate with some sort of device designed to elevate you above the table. I am thinking of a wooden instrument with three to four "legs". You could sit on it and see above the table. Of course, you could shorten the legs of the table and sit on the floor, but this should only be done on wednesdays, and we never game on wednesdays. Except, of course, when we do, which changes quite a lot, if you think about it. Heck, even if you don't think about it and just kind of go on through life not thinking, things change, you know what I mean? Well, maybe you don't, depending on the size of your pants. I wear 36-34's used to be 34-34's, but you know, things shift and change and move around, grow. And that's what we want, right? We need to monitor and promote growth. I just hope the cage doesn't get to small, because when that happens the mice start to eat each other. Ever seen a mouse eat another mouse? Ever seen a mouse eat a man? And what are you? A man or a mouse? Tell me about the rabbits, won't you? Ah, rabbits. I think the answer to all of our problems is to play an RPG in a world of rabbits with machine guns. Call me crazy, but...
 

Grimhelm said:
Ah, rabbits. I think the answer to all of our problems is to play an RPG in a world of rabbits with machine guns. Call me crazy, but...

Well, I do have the TOON rules from Steve Jackson Games, Big Ears Small Mouse from Guardians of Order and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game from Palladium. All three deal with playing anthromorphic animals. I'm not sure whether Big Ears specifically allows rodent-usable firearms, but I think TMNT and Toon cover the weapon basics, including ACME anvils (for TOON) and nunchukas (for TMNT.)

OK. When are we playing?

(look, I'm parodying myself. I make me chuckle. :)
 


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