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<blockquote data-quote="Grimhelm" data-source="post: 2701268" data-attributes="member: 37079"><p>Well, not if the table had legs three feet high. Then, you wouldn't be able to see. You'd have to compensate with some sort of device designed to elevate you above the table. I am thinking of a wooden instrument with three to four "legs". You could sit on it and see above the table. Of course, you could shorten the legs of the table and sit on the floor, but this should only be done on wednesdays, and we never game on wednesdays. Except, of course, when we do, which changes quite a lot, if you think about it. Heck, even if you don't think about it and just kind of go on through life not thinking, things change, you know what I mean? Well, maybe you don't, depending on the size of your pants. I wear 36-34's used to be 34-34's, but you know, things shift and change and move around, grow. And that's what we want, right? We need to monitor and promote <em>growth</em>. I just hope the cage doesn't get to small, because when that happens the mice start to eat each other. Ever seen a mouse eat another mouse? Ever seen a mouse eat a man? And what are you? A man or a mouse? Tell me about the rabbits, won't you? Ah, rabbits. I think the answer to all of our problems is to play an RPG in a world of rabbits with machine guns. Call me crazy, but...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Grimhelm, post: 2701268, member: 37079"] Well, not if the table had legs three feet high. Then, you wouldn't be able to see. You'd have to compensate with some sort of device designed to elevate you above the table. I am thinking of a wooden instrument with three to four "legs". You could sit on it and see above the table. Of course, you could shorten the legs of the table and sit on the floor, but this should only be done on wednesdays, and we never game on wednesdays. Except, of course, when we do, which changes quite a lot, if you think about it. Heck, even if you don't think about it and just kind of go on through life not thinking, things change, you know what I mean? Well, maybe you don't, depending on the size of your pants. I wear 36-34's used to be 34-34's, but you know, things shift and change and move around, grow. And that's what we want, right? We need to monitor and promote [I]growth[/I]. I just hope the cage doesn't get to small, because when that happens the mice start to eat each other. Ever seen a mouse eat another mouse? Ever seen a mouse eat a man? And what are you? A man or a mouse? Tell me about the rabbits, won't you? Ah, rabbits. I think the answer to all of our problems is to play an RPG in a world of rabbits with machine guns. Call me crazy, but... [/QUOTE]
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