Menu
News
All News
Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
Pathfinder
Starfinder
Warhammer
2d20 System
Year Zero Engine
Industry News
Reviews
Dragon Reflections
White Dwarf Reflections
Columns
Weekly Digests
Weekly News Digest
Freebies, Sales & Bundles
RPG Print News
RPG Crowdfunding News
Game Content
ENterplanetary DimENsions
Mythological Figures
Opinion
Worlds of Design
Peregrine's Nest
RPG Evolution
Other Columns
From the Freelancing Frontline
Monster ENcyclopedia
WotC/TSR Alumni Look Back
4 Hours w/RSD (Ryan Dancey)
The Road to 3E (Jonathan Tweet)
Greenwood's Realms (Ed Greenwood)
Drawmij's TSR (Jim Ward)
Community
Forums & Topics
Forum List
Latest Posts
Forum list
*Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
D&D Older Editions
*TTRPGs General
*Pathfinder & Starfinder
EN Publishing
*Geek Talk & Media
Search forums
Chat/Discord
Resources
Wiki
Pages
Latest activity
Media
New media
New comments
Search media
Downloads
Latest reviews
Search resources
EN Publishing
Store
EN5ider
Adventures in ZEITGEIST
Awfully Cheerful Engine
What's OLD is NEW
Judge Dredd & The Worlds Of 2000AD
War of the Burning Sky
Level Up: Advanced 5E
Events & Releases
Upcoming Events
Private Events
Featured Events
Socials!
EN Publishing
Twitter
BlueSky
Facebook
Instagram
EN World
BlueSky
YouTube
Facebook
Twitter
Twitch
Podcast
Features
Top 5 RPGs Compiled Charts 2004-Present
Adventure Game Industry Market Research Summary (RPGs) V1.0
Ryan Dancey: Acquiring TSR
Q&A With Gary Gygax
D&D Rules FAQs
TSR, WotC, & Paizo: A Comparative History
D&D Pronunciation Guide
Million Dollar TTRPG Kickstarters
Tabletop RPG Podcast Hall of Fame
Eric Noah's Unofficial D&D 3rd Edition News
D&D in the Mainstream
D&D & RPG History
About Morrus
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Forums & Topics
Forum List
Latest Posts
Forum list
*Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
D&D Older Editions
*TTRPGs General
*Pathfinder & Starfinder
EN Publishing
*Geek Talk & Media
Search forums
Chat/Discord
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Community
General Tabletop Discussion
*TTRPGs General
Gen Con Reports?
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Teflon Billy" data-source="post: 3009952" data-attributes="member: 264"><p>Allright, this one is going to take some doing...</p><p></p><p><strong>TBR</strong> gathered after the ENnies and, with the requisite amount of organizational jackassery (everything from people needing to go back to their rooms to get changed to a group of us agreeing to escort the incomparable <strong>Gelflings </strong>safely back to their room)...we managed to arrive at our beloved <strong>Red Garter</strong> without incident.</p><p></p><p>OK...bear with me from here out.</p><p></p><p>Nothing--not a single goddam thing--happened.</p><p></p><p>The Founding Members--<strong>Twin Rose</strong>, <strong>Cthulhu's Librarian</strong>, <strong>Ethernaut</strong>, <strong>Hand of Evil</strong>, and <strong>Yours truly</strong> sat around in silence, and utterly failed to have an earth-shatteringly awesome time filled with the proverbial "Wine, Women and Song"</p><p></p><p><strong>Twin Rose</strong> did not have what was roundly considered the best stripper in the place sitting in his lap for an hour "on the house" </p><p></p><p>The Journeymen--<strong>Stebbins</strong>, <strong>Truth Seeker</strong>, <strong>Rel</strong>, and <strong>Ladytoll</strong> sort of milled around and looked at each other (wondering why they even bothered) and did not in fact comport themselves like the true Rapscallions they are. Their utter lack of enthusiasm set an example that the initiates will probably follow for years to come. </p><p></p><p><strong>Ladytoll </strong>did not have Strippers snatching dollar bills out of her cleavage with their teeth.</p><p></p><p>The Initiates--<strong>Kiznit</strong>, <strong>Reveal</strong>, <strong>Diaglo</strong>, <strong>Fick</strong>, <strong>Nakia</strong>, <strong>Old One</strong>, <strong>Xath</strong>, <strong>Gwydion</strong>, <strong>Fett527</strong>, and <strong>Klaus</strong> shouldn't have bothered. Nothing whatsoever happened.</p><p></p><p><strong>Diaglo </strong>should never have bothered bringing his Hat of d02, either. It was totally ignored by the ladies who were not naked, and they never put it on or rubbed it all over their bodies.</p><p></p><p><strong>Klaus</strong> did not...well, suffice to say Klaus is most certainly <em>not</em> assured of getting his full pin next year, ans he <em>didn't</em> put every other Rapscallion in his shadow with his antics<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>So, to recap: <strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Nothing Happened</span></strong>. </p><p></p><p>The same way nothing ever happens in <strong>TBR</strong>.</p><p></p><p>I can't wait 'til next year for nothing to happen again<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>Up next <em>Gen Con miscellania, the wrap-up and the "Year of..." announcement </em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Teflon Billy, post: 3009952, member: 264"] Allright, this one is going to take some doing... [b]TBR[/b] gathered after the ENnies and, with the requisite amount of organizational jackassery (everything from people needing to go back to their rooms to get changed to a group of us agreeing to escort the incomparable [B]Gelflings [/B]safely back to their room)...we managed to arrive at our beloved [b]Red Garter[/b] without incident. OK...bear with me from here out. Nothing--not a single goddam thing--happened. The Founding Members--[b]Twin Rose[/b], [b]Cthulhu's Librarian[/b], [b]Ethernaut[/b], [b]Hand of Evil[/b], and [b]Yours truly[/b] sat around in silence, and utterly failed to have an earth-shatteringly awesome time filled with the proverbial "Wine, Women and Song" [B]Twin Rose[/B] did not have what was roundly considered the best stripper in the place sitting in his lap for an hour "on the house" The Journeymen--[b]Stebbins[/b], [b]Truth Seeker[/b], [b]Rel[/b], and [b]Ladytoll[/b] sort of milled around and looked at each other (wondering why they even bothered) and did not in fact comport themselves like the true Rapscallions they are. Their utter lack of enthusiasm set an example that the initiates will probably follow for years to come. [B]Ladytoll [/B]did not have Strippers snatching dollar bills out of her cleavage with their teeth. The Initiates--[b]Kiznit[/b], [b]Reveal[/b], [b]Diaglo[/b], [b]Fick[/b], [b]Nakia[/b], [b]Old One[/b], [b]Xath[/b], [b]Gwydion[/b], [b]Fett527[/b], and [b]Klaus[/b] shouldn't have bothered. Nothing whatsoever happened. [B]Diaglo [/B]should never have bothered bringing his Hat of d02, either. It was totally ignored by the ladies who were not naked, and they never put it on or rubbed it all over their bodies. [b]Klaus[/b] did not...well, suffice to say Klaus is most certainly [i]not[/i] assured of getting his full pin next year, ans he [i]didn't[/i] put every other Rapscallion in his shadow with his antics:) So, to recap: [b][SIZE=3]Nothing Happened[/SIZE][/b]. The same way nothing ever happens in [b]TBR[/b]. I can't wait 'til next year for nothing to happen again:) Up next [i]Gen Con miscellania, the wrap-up and the "Year of..." announcement [/i] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Community
General Tabletop Discussion
*TTRPGs General
Gen Con Reports?
Top
