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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gimble" data-source="post: 997068" data-attributes="member: 10566">Alright, I go on vacation for a couple days and Devis decides to start something. Meanwhile, Hennet makes some kind of "goat" comment that just explodes. This is a mess.I do not think I shall respond to Devis' bitterly jealous comments; after all, any old burrowing animal provides a far more interesting conversation than that venereally hyperactive sod.As to this goat controversy...What can I say? I've tried and tried and tried to discourage these perpetual public inquiries into my sex life, but you tall folk shall never be sated.I try to avoid the artists' cliche of singing about lost loves, but sometimes....Sometimes, you just have to wonder...Is this my real love?Is this a barnyard beast?Look down in my hand,To find a letter creased.Reading the words,My broken heart turns to grief.She's just a halfling,Don't dare call her a thief.Because she's easy come, easy go,Lidda my little rogueWhatever shape he made you,Doesn't really matter to me,to me.Lidda, how could this manPut a wand up to your throatSpeak a word and you're a goat.Lidda, our love had just begun,But now he's tried to take it all away.Liddaaaaaaaa ooo ooo oooThis mage is gonna die.If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,Just graze on, just graze on.The danger doesn't matter...Broken.That spell he used.Turns his henchmen into trollsAnd strikes the love in our young souls.Polymorph Other has got to go!Gotta get replaced to stop all the abuse.Liddaaaaaa oooo ooo ooooPlease don't begin to cry,To nerf this spell I'd pay any cost at all.I'll write a memo to the D&D execs!You're a fool! You're a fool!Polymorph is very balanced!Fireballs and lightningDon't do much to frighten me.Save or die now! Save or die now!Save or die now! Save or die now! Buff your friends!It so bro-o-oken.I've got an idea that you can't refuseYou don't have anything that we would ever use,Spare us your words, from your silly little museMoney waits, I will tell,If you nerf that spell.You listen well, we will not nerf that spell!Let him tell!You listen well, we will not nerf that spell!Let him tell!We will not, we will not nerf that spell!Let me tell!Will not nerf that spell!Let me tell!Will not nerf that spell!Oh let me tell.O alright then O alright thenO alright then let him tellWhat do you knowThat could make tons and tons of money,money,money?Since the core books sales have come to an end,Why don't you just revise them and sell them again?Oh, Gimble! That's a swell idea Gimble!We'll just throw Devis out, and put you right into his place.Oooo yeah Oooo yeahOnly Lidda mattersAnyone can seeOnly Lidda matters, to me!-Revisionist Rhapsody, by Gimble the Iconic BardWell, that's it...Now you know the whole sad story: the goat, the revision, and me.</blockquote>

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