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<blockquote data-quote="Ancalagon" data-source="post: 6992937" data-attributes="member: 23"><p>Well... I'm going to "cheat" again and present my most Gonzo "lowly NPC that hangs out with the PC" type.</p><p></p><p>Udit was a human that came from the Lamarakhi, a culture of river people living on clans. He was exiled for being sexually deviant - he was unwilling to sleep with his brother's wife (as it is customary in his culture). Udit went from job to misadventure until he gained employment at as a carrier/gofer for a noble house of slugmen, and was assigned to a PC (a slugman cleric). </p><p></p><p>Udit's face was heavily pock-marked, but not due to illness. Rather he once drank a poison that would grow back his missing teeth. This worked too well, and he had to yank out dozens of teeth from his face. The potion also made him grew several dozens extra toes. He hide these toes by constantly wearing high quality boots he stole (they are actually enchanted and do extra damage). He is very proud of his boots and roughly 50% of his arguments for doing/not doing something boil down to "I have good boots!" </p><p></p><p>Udit also got magical tatoos, one that allows him to carry more stuff (magical ant), and the other that allows him to stretch his limbs beyond the norm, although he takes damage for doing so (magical octopus). </p><p></p><p>Udit appears fairly easy going but he's actually feeling a lot of stress and likes to relax by indulging in various narcotics... but not while on duty.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ancalagon, post: 6992937, member: 23"] Well... I'm going to "cheat" again and present my most Gonzo "lowly NPC that hangs out with the PC" type. Udit was a human that came from the Lamarakhi, a culture of river people living on clans. He was exiled for being sexually deviant - he was unwilling to sleep with his brother's wife (as it is customary in his culture). Udit went from job to misadventure until he gained employment at as a carrier/gofer for a noble house of slugmen, and was assigned to a PC (a slugman cleric). Udit's face was heavily pock-marked, but not due to illness. Rather he once drank a poison that would grow back his missing teeth. This worked too well, and he had to yank out dozens of teeth from his face. The potion also made him grew several dozens extra toes. He hide these toes by constantly wearing high quality boots he stole (they are actually enchanted and do extra damage). He is very proud of his boots and roughly 50% of his arguments for doing/not doing something boil down to "I have good boots!" Udit also got magical tatoos, one that allows him to carry more stuff (magical ant), and the other that allows him to stretch his limbs beyond the norm, although he takes damage for doing so (magical octopus). Udit appears fairly easy going but he's actually feeling a lot of stress and likes to relax by indulging in various narcotics... but not while on duty. [/QUOTE]
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