Give me your crazy random tables!

[Asmor]

I've got an addiction... It's something I need. Christopher Walken needs more cowbell, I need more crazy random stuff. I'm the addict, selling the clothes off my back and stealing change so I can scrounge up just one more rod of wonder. I'm the junkie who nearly soils himself at the mention of a deck of many things. I'm the gamer who buys packs of Magic and Dreamblade and D&D minis with no hope of getting anything he "needs," just to see what's inside.

So please give me all your random tables. Variant decks of many things. Critical hits. Wild magic. Botches. The crazier the better!

 

[Ry]

My 3-part symbol generator (I'll see if I can dig up the sub-tables for symbol core later)

symbol

<symbol trait> <symbol core>
<symbol core> <symbol property>
<symbol trait> <symbol core> <symbol property>
<symbol core>
<symbol trait> <symbol core> <symbol property>
<symbol trait> <symbol core> <symbol property>
<symbol trait> <symbol core> <symbol property>
<symbol trait> <symbol core> <symbol property>
<symbol trait> <symbol core> <symbol property>
<symbol trait> <symbol core>



symbol trait

a dagger plunged into
vines growing out of
a crown perched atop
crossed swords over
a pair of hands surrounding
demonic eyes peering out of
blue lightning arcing out of
an axe thrust into
a hand bursting from
a tentacle reaching out of
a spear thrust through
a trumpet thrust from
tiny stars surrounding
a jewel within
a hand inside
a sword inside
a hand within
an arrow piercing
a hand clutching


symbol core

a skull
a treasure chest
a circle cut into three parts
a pyramid
a triangle
a mushroom
a grinning mask
a clenched fist
a giant human eye
a shield
a circle
a pentagram
a pentacle
a flagon
a circle cut in half
a semicircle
a heart
a large star
a wave
a diamond
an octagon
a scroll
a spiral
a tree
a rose
a helmet
a book
a staff
a hammer
a bone
a cat's face
a wolf's head
a large mouth
an upward-pointing arrow
a downward-pointing arrow
an arrow pointing two directions
a circle cut into four parts
a ship
a six-pointed star
a seven-pointed star
a pentagon
a <iconic monster>
a <iconic item>
a <iconic animal>
a representation of <concept>

symbol property

girded by laurels
sheathed in flames
glowing like the sun
emblazoned with a demonic face
flanked by batlike wings
in the coils of a serpent
swaddled in tentacles
flanked by feathered wings
inscribed within a red circle
inscribed within a magic circle
inscribed within a long rectangle
covered with spikes and spines
haloed in light
halfin shadow
with coins all around it
with curved knives all around it
wrapped in a pair of rings
atop a tower
next to a writhing snake
atop a mountain
next to a cresent moon
made of thin red lines
made of thin blue lines
made of thin green lines
made of thin black lines
all done as a silhouette
wrapped in a cloud
dripping with blood
flanked by swords
flanked by skulls
flanked by arrows
within a ring made by a whip
within a ring made by a snake, eating its own tail
atop crossed bones
above a trident
below two spears
covered in insects

 

[Asmor]

Beautiful!

 

[Rhun]

Have you tried Seventhsanctum and their huge array of random generators? It is a pretty fun site for the roleplayer.

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[Kafkonia]

Have you tried Seventhsanctum and their huge array of random generators? It is a pretty fun site for the roleplayer.

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QFT. Check out this random monster and tell me it doesn't scream aberration from the Far Realms:

"This mysterious being comes from another dimension. It looks like an eerie combination of a spider and a squirrel. It has no legs. It always appears to be on fire, but is never consumed."