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<blockquote data-quote="Dismas" data-source="post: 1017106" data-attributes="member: 7195"><p>Once apon a time there was a Cleric of Tymora and a Paladin of Tyr, the was ehm, competition amongst them over which was the best religion.</p><p></p><p>The party was beset by Orcs, the Cleric and the Paladin bravely held off the Orcs to allow the rest of the party to escape. </p><p></p><p>The Cleric turned to the Paladin and said you go, I'll cover you. Just as the Paladin is about to go through the door the Cleric added, I won't tell anyone that a follower of Tyr would run away.</p><p></p><p>They then preceeded to have an animated discussion over who should go first, in the end both got cut to pieces.</p><p></p><p>Another story.</p><p></p><p>We had been battling a Big Bad shapechanging vampire who wielded the magical sword. One of the party threw himself at the vampire, knocking the vampire and himself into the bottom of a pit. Unknown to the party above this brave adventure defeated the vampire and found that the sword was some sort of fantastic intelligence +4 vorpal sword!</p><p></p><p>Party stood around the pit see there comrade climb out of the Pit with the big sword.</p><p></p><p>Comrade: I've defeated the Vamp, this sword is fantastic.</p><p>Group: How do we know it's you</p><p>Comrade: It is me</p><p>Group: Put the sword down</p><p>Comrade: You must be joking, this is the best weapon I have ever found, I am keeping it.</p><p>Group: Put the sword down, so we now it is you.</p><p>Comrade: No way, didn't you hear what I said.</p><p>Group: Volley of ranged weapons and spells</p><p>Comrade: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dismas, post: 1017106, member: 7195"] Once apon a time there was a Cleric of Tymora and a Paladin of Tyr, the was ehm, competition amongst them over which was the best religion. The party was beset by Orcs, the Cleric and the Paladin bravely held off the Orcs to allow the rest of the party to escape. The Cleric turned to the Paladin and said you go, I'll cover you. Just as the Paladin is about to go through the door the Cleric added, I won't tell anyone that a follower of Tyr would run away. They then preceeded to have an animated discussion over who should go first, in the end both got cut to pieces. Another story. We had been battling a Big Bad shapechanging vampire who wielded the magical sword. One of the party threw himself at the vampire, knocking the vampire and himself into the bottom of a pit. Unknown to the party above this brave adventure defeated the vampire and found that the sword was some sort of fantastic intelligence +4 vorpal sword! Party stood around the pit see there comrade climb out of the Pit with the big sword. Comrade: I've defeated the Vamp, this sword is fantastic. Group: How do we know it's you Comrade: It is me Group: Put the sword down Comrade: You must be joking, this is the best weapon I have ever found, I am keeping it. Group: Put the sword down, so we now it is you. Comrade: No way, didn't you hear what I said. Group: Volley of ranged weapons and spells Comrade: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [/QUOTE]
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