Reply to thread

Message: <blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 3308634" data-attributes="member: 16989">In 2nd Edition I had a Dwarven Fighter/Cleric that slept in +5 Studded Leather Armor (The Heaviest Armor the DM would let me sleep in).When the DM Objected I pointed out."When did that Fire Mage & his Minions attack?""Dead of night while you were sleeping.""When did that Thief Sneak into my room & set off the Glyph of Warding-Fire?""Dead of night you were Sleeping.  Didn't that burn down the whole inn?""Yep.  As my character was running out of town with nothing but a Battle-Ax, Night Shirt & a Stolen Mule, didn't a bunch of trolls attack us?""Oh Yeah.  I forgot about that.  You fought them with a Produce Flame Spell & the mage had to center a Fireball on you to finish them all off.""Did my Night-shirt survive that 8d6 Fireball?""Ummm.  No.""Now, do you wany my dwarf running around buck-bottom naked the NEXT TIME you pull a 3 AM Ambush or would prefer not to see his 'Hammer & Anvils'?""+5 Studded Leather it is!"I also payed in a game where Kobolds/Goblins & other small Creatures would attack via coming out of the sewers.Via the Outhouses.They always were armed with Javelins of Lightning.Always happend when 1 PC was on the pot.After FOUR consecutive Characters got a Lightning Bolt Enema, the DM actually wondered why we wouldn't make Offering to the Otyugh Lords without a Resist Energy Lightning Spell.</blockquote>