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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jeph" data-source="post: 331206" data-attributes="member: 6738">How could I not forget the height of the problem? It was a wee bit of mutiny in the mindflayer managerie for mutant beings. I had recently, with the party rogue's help, stolen and disposed of that stupid little rod of Wonder. Currin, as expected, was not tooooooo happy......We were sneaking past a dire tiger, into a narrow 5-foot wide passage, when Currin decided he'd like my palidin's body better if it stopped breathing, pumping blood, and doing all that good stuff. He stood at the corridor mouth, blocking me in to face a mutant dire tiger all by myself, plagued by his *4* whip lashes (at like 18/18/18/13, 1d6+7+1d6 flame) per round. Naturally, my pallidin didn't want to hur anybody, not even the tiger, they weren't evil and it hadn't done anything, right? So I bull rushed Currin back 5 feet into the corridor, suffering a tiger claw to my backside.Robin then decides he doesn't like me very much either, but fortunately not before carter notices that I am the only party member able to operate the wand of cure moderate wounds. As Robin fires a Ray of Enfeeblement at me, Carter jostles his arm, disrupting the casting of the spell. Currin, me being to close to whip, attempts to shove me back into the corridor. He had strength 18, I 22 plus an extra 4 from bull's strength. Guess who won.My next turn, i shove currin back a few feet then rush into a side-passage, where he can't push me back into the tiger's den.Turn's out, no pushing involved. With an amazing deal of luck, he manages to yank me out of the corridor with his whip (lasher special ability 3rd hand and a really lucky strength check, him getting a natural 18 and me getting a 3). The tiger then used his mutant ability, a sticking tungue, to make a ranged improved grab, yank me into it's mouth, then munch happily on my bones.And then guess what they did in thanks for the tiger's participation? huh? what, I ask you?they coupe de graced it while sleeping off the meal. Jeez, great company for a palidin. I should have seen this comming waaaaaay ahead of time.-Jeph</blockquote>

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