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Message: <blockquote data-quote="nsruf" data-source="post: 62096" data-attributes="member: 872">The ground shakes as some sort of huge creature approaches. Two voices can be heard talking to each other and both speakers seem to be in a bad mood:"Stoopid city people. All screaming and running away!""You shouldn't have swatted that donkey! People are not going to hire us if you behave like that. How often do I have to tell you?""But...""No but! At least we managed to grab some stuff. These new garments are much better than those filthy hides."The speaker(s) come into view and the sight is quite extraordinary: a two-headed giant, nearly 3m tall and with blueish skin, walks towards the clearing at a leisurely pace. The heads are talking with each other and pay little heed to the surroundings. One of them can hardly be seen under a mass of tangled hair, while the other one is bald but for its carefully trimmed beard. The latter head also seems to be the smarter one of the two.But as if the creature itself was not strange enough, its attire is even worse. The ogre's new clothes do look suspiciously like a tent, colored a faded green and bearing many patches, but seem nevertheless a source of pride to one of the heads.  Apparently, the giant's only other piece of equioment consists of a cardboard sign with the crudely drawn inscription:hIRe mE!It sounds like a threat, somehow...As the ogre finally notices you, standing onlya few feet away, his bald head immediately snaps at you:"I am Gorm and we are in a bad mood, so bugger off! I mean, look at you. A limping cripple who is hiding out here in the woods because he can't hold on to a decent piece of real estate to live on. Probably sharing a cave with a filthy old hermit who claims to be some kung-fu master so people leave him alone. But so far, he hasn't taught you anything but to take out the trash and sweep the floor, eh? I know that story and couldn't care less!"Waving an arm dismissively:"Shoo!"OOC: It is GMT +1 hour where I live, too, but I would still like a normal match. And preferably a strategy one, as I have not tried that mode yet.</blockquote>

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