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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gospog" data-source="post: 646196" data-attributes="member: 2348">Furry Hostage?Jackson doesn’t wait for the bear to act, he charges at it, but is knocked back by a swipe of it’s mighty claws.  His parka is shredded, and he ends up on his back in front of the enraged beast!Johnny Chang leaps to his rescue, stiffening two fingers and jamming them into the bears’ flank!JOHNNY: Pressure point strike!Johnny fails to connect with a pressure point under the hundreds of pounds of bear fat, but he does get the bears’ attention.Meanwhile, Jericho Clinton has decided to take matters into his own hands.  He pulls out one of his revolvers and shoots one of the cubs!  The baby bear explodes in a shower of gore and fur!  The Turtle is drenched in cub blood.The group pauses, mouths hanging open in shock.JERICHO: What?The mother bear screams, the cavern walls tremble with the sound of it.  She is furious!Mr. Quell takes this opportunity to slip outside the cave.MR. QUELL: I can see, hee, that I am not needed here, yes.The Turtle rounds on Jericho.  Her steely eyes bore into him, making even this hardened mercenary squirm.TURTLE: If you don’t point that gun where it will be of some actual use, you and I are going to have a problem, mister.  Now, listen, shoot the roof of the cave, over the passage, trapping the bear outside, you got me?JERICHO: Yeah, yeah, I got ya.  Sheesh!Meanwhile, Antonio has produced a shotgun and fired a blast at the rampaging beast!  The shotgun blast fails to take the animal down, but wounds it just the same.Outside, Mr. Quell finds what he is looking for: a very large, sharp icicle.Inside, Jackson scrambles back across the cave floor and regains his footing.  He pulls out his revolver.Meanwhile, Johnny is no longer content with learning where the pressure points on a polar bear are.  He flips into the air, intending to plant a kick on the back of the bears’ neck.  He slips, sending his foot smashing into an overhanging icicle.  The roof over the cave entrance starts to collapse!Jackson sees the impending danger and backs up further, shooting at the giant polar bear, but missing.Mr. Quell charges at the polar bear from behind, intending to spear it with his giant icicle!  His icicle, however, is smashed by the ice and rocks falling from the roof of the cave.  He looks up and his face goes from pasty to pale.Johnny Chang back flips away from the falling roof.  He lands, ready for action!Meanwhile, Antonio has seen the bind that Mr. Quell is in.  Mr. Quell is outside the cave, the rest of the group is inside the cave.  The bear is blocking the entrance, which is collapsing. Antonio drops his shotgun and grabs his grappling hook and line.  He tosses it with precision, landing it between the bears’ legs, where it slides to a stop in front of Mr. Quell.Quell grabs ahold of the hook, and is pulled under the bear to safety inside the cavern!The bear sees the collapsing roof and backs out of the cave as it totally collapses!The group pauses, breathing hard and making sure everyone is in the cave.TURTLE: Hey…The Turtle has spotted a large fissure in the wall of the cave.  Dismissing it before as a natural feature, it is revealed that the crack in fact leads to a tunnel beneath the cave.  Antonio checks to ensure its’ safety, and the group started their descent.The remaining polar bear cub follows the Turtle closely.JERICHO: Hey, Turtle, step aside.She knocks his revolver from his hand.TURTLE: Don’t you dare hurt Snowball!  Come on, baby, follow me!A few eyes are rolled and glances exchanged, but no one says a word.ANTONIO: Well, you know what they say, it’s always easier when the food follows you around before you cook it.They descend into the bowels of the Earth!</blockquote>

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