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<blockquote data-quote="Dias Ex Machina" data-source="post: 3988094" data-attributes="member: 58907">(Sigh)&nbsp; More gaming quotes than you can...I have 57 pages of quotes.&nbsp; I have not even begun to show-off&nbsp; <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />MISHA:&nbsp; “You got some threat there: Ohh, just wait till I level!”GM:&nbsp; “You enter a room…you see a big depression…”AIDEN:&nbsp; “THERE IS NO REASON TO LIVE!”&lt;long pause&gt;GM:&nbsp; “You’re being penalized for that one.”GM:&nbsp; “Okay, Misha, strike the Minotaur.”MISHA:&nbsp; “Critical Threat!!”&nbsp; &lt;Rolls again&gt;&nbsp; “HIT!&nbsp; Critical damage!&nbsp; I’m so @#$% good.&nbsp; 36 points of damage!”GM:&nbsp; “Okay, he’s hurt…and pissed.&nbsp; He stomps his feat, preparing for a ram.”MISGA:&nbsp; “I’m dead.”GM:&nbsp; “Okay, Misha, the Minotaur rams you for 18 points of damage..”MISHA:&nbsp; “#$%&amp;, negative 4…He’s mine!&nbsp; Somebody help me.”Cleric:&nbsp; “I attack the Minotaur.”MISHA:&nbsp; “No…he’s mine!&nbsp; Heal me.”MALACHI:&nbsp; “I attack the Minotaur”MISHA:&nbsp; “@#$%&amp; all of you, somebody help me!”AIDEN:&nbsp; “I strike with a Ray of Frost…3 points of damage.GM:&nbsp; “Okay, he’s dead.”AIDEN:&nbsp; “WOOHOO!!”MISHA:&nbsp; “Oh, you @#$%&amp; @#$%&amp;!”GM:&nbsp; “Its hot now…The sun pounds from overhead.&nbsp; It passes 30 degrees C…its still a good 12 hours to town…”MICHA:&nbsp; “Ohh, I’m gonna smell soooo good after today.”MISHA:&nbsp; “Simple, Buy ME a Heavy Warhorse…that leaves us with your (to Aiden) ass …then we buy another Donkey…that leaves 85 gold to buy ME more stuff!”KAID:&nbsp; “How is this bridge?&nbsp; Is it all rope?”GM:&nbsp; “No it has wooden planks overtop of a slow moving stream.”MISHA:&nbsp; “I dangle the Bard over the edge and test for Trolls.”AIDEN:&nbsp; “How is everyone…OK?&nbsp; Uriel?”URIEL:&nbsp; “I PEE BLOOD!”CONAN:&nbsp; “So, I tell the dire bear to charge into the room with the Orcs.&nbsp; When he enters, I cast light on him…It should scare them.”GM:&nbsp; “How?”CONAN:&nbsp; “Intimidate.”CHRIS:&nbsp; “Bears don’t have an intimidate skill.”CONAN:&nbsp; “Are you telling me they won’t be scared by a giant glowing bear!?”SCHUYLER:&nbsp; “Oh GOD, it’s the second coming of bear jesus!!”</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Dias Ex Machina, post: 3988094, member: 58907"] (Sigh) More gaming quotes than you can... I have 57 pages of quotes. I have not even begun to show-off :) MISHA: “You got some threat there: Ohh, just wait till I level!” GM: “You enter a room…you see a big depression…” AIDEN: “THERE IS NO REASON TO LIVE!” <long pause> GM: “You’re being penalized for that one.” GM: “Okay, Misha, strike the Minotaur.” MISHA: “Critical Threat!!” <Rolls again> “HIT! Critical damage! I’m so @#$% good. 36 points of damage!” GM: “Okay, he’s hurt…and pissed. He stomps his feat, preparing for a ram.” MISGA: “I’m dead.” GM: “Okay, Misha, the Minotaur rams you for 18 points of damage..” MISHA: “#$%&, negative 4…He’s mine! Somebody help me.” Cleric: “I attack the Minotaur.” MISHA: “No…he’s mine! Heal me.” MALACHI: “I attack the Minotaur” MISHA: “@#$%& all of you, somebody help me!” AIDEN: “I strike with a Ray of Frost…3 points of damage. GM: “Okay, he’s dead.” AIDEN: “WOOHOO!!” MISHA: “Oh, you @#$%& @#$%&!” GM: “Its hot now…The sun pounds from overhead. It passes 30 degrees C…its still a good 12 hours to town…” MICHA: “Ohh, I’m gonna smell soooo good after today.” MISHA: “Simple, Buy ME a Heavy Warhorse…that leaves us with your (to Aiden) ass …then we buy another Donkey…that leaves 85 gold to buy ME more stuff!” KAID: “How is this bridge? Is it all rope?” GM: “No it has wooden planks overtop of a slow moving stream.” MISHA: “I dangle the Bard over the edge and test for Trolls.” AIDEN: “How is everyone…OK? Uriel?” URIEL: “I PEE BLOOD!” CONAN: “So, I tell the dire bear to charge into the room with the Orcs. When he enters, I cast light on him…It should scare them.” GM: “How?” CONAN: “Intimidate.” CHRIS: “Bears don’t have an intimidate skill.” CONAN: “Are you telling me they won’t be scared by a giant glowing bear!?” SCHUYLER: “Oh GOD, it’s the second coming of bear jesus!!” [/QUOTE]

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