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<blockquote data-quote="Voadam" data-source="post: 3988475" data-attributes="member: 2209"><p>Jonas: "We're going to camp here in the middle of this ancient planar battlefield? Its one great big mass graveyard of unburied dead! This is such a bad idea." (He was right. He got energy drained during his shift at watch by a hobgoblin soldier specter.)</p><p></p><p>....</p><p></p><p>Jonas: "All right, since we can't teleport directly in we go with plan B. I summon forth the secret chest, you all climb in and crouch down, I close the lid, shrink it down to fit into my pocket again, then carry it with me as I use my cloak to ghost into the fortress again."</p><p></p><p>Party looks uncertainly at each other but agree and go ahead with the plan. Once everyone is inside Jonas' sentient item familiar ring says to him "Good job boss! Just remember, don't let it slip to them that if you lose the box they'll be lost in there forever or they'll never agree to do it again."</p><p></p><p>Jonas: "Oh yeah, I forgot about that part."</p><p></p><p>....</p><p></p><p>DM: "The Formian Hive Queen offers you humanoid food or hive nectar as a refreshment while you converse."</p><p>Malachi: "No thanks."</p><p>Mason: "No thank you."</p><p>Jonas: "Uh, no."</p><p>Gumar: "Sure, I'll try some of the nectar."</p><p>DM: "A hive worker brings up a tray bearing a bowl full of a sweet jelly like substance. It turns out to have an exotic flavor but is quite tasty. Once you eat it the buzzing of her telepathic voice in your head smooths out and becomes much more pleasant and clear to listen to."</p><p>Gumar: "Oh no! Now she's going to dominate me!"</p><p>DM smiles but says nothing.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Voadam, post: 3988475, member: 2209"] Jonas: "We're going to camp here in the middle of this ancient planar battlefield? Its one great big mass graveyard of unburied dead! This is such a bad idea." (He was right. He got energy drained during his shift at watch by a hobgoblin soldier specter.) .... Jonas: "All right, since we can't teleport directly in we go with plan B. I summon forth the secret chest, you all climb in and crouch down, I close the lid, shrink it down to fit into my pocket again, then carry it with me as I use my cloak to ghost into the fortress again." Party looks uncertainly at each other but agree and go ahead with the plan. Once everyone is inside Jonas' sentient item familiar ring says to him "Good job boss! Just remember, don't let it slip to them that if you lose the box they'll be lost in there forever or they'll never agree to do it again." Jonas: "Oh yeah, I forgot about that part." .... DM: "The Formian Hive Queen offers you humanoid food or hive nectar as a refreshment while you converse." Malachi: "No thanks." Mason: "No thank you." Jonas: "Uh, no." Gumar: "Sure, I'll try some of the nectar." DM: "A hive worker brings up a tray bearing a bowl full of a sweet jelly like substance. It turns out to have an exotic flavor but is quite tasty. Once you eat it the buzzing of her telepathic voice in your head smooths out and becomes much more pleasant and clear to listen to." Gumar: "Oh no! Now she's going to dominate me!" DM smiles but says nothing. [/QUOTE]
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