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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Lanefan" data-source="post: 3989049" data-attributes="member: 29398">We've been keeping quotes from the games for many many years...I'll dig up a few samples:Alzain the Cleric, 10 ExP from levelling: "I think all I need now to bump is to go and bang in someone's fence posts..."Gutezapre the Dwarf: "I'm going last - I don't even *want* to go upstairs."Madame Tse: "Good.  And I'm going right behind you."Nathan the Ranger-MU, to a dragon: "What form of halitosis do you inflict upon your enemies?"Judah the Assassin, re dead party members: "Not only are they not pulling their weight, *we're* pulling their weight!"Judah again, deep in a dungeon: "I suggest we continue to rest and relax right here."Felemid the Bard: "And collect the experience points as they come crashing in."Judah yet again, re treasury division: "I have a Dwarven disposition.  If it doesn't help me bend your nose into your face, I don't want it."Gutezapre again: "Elves have no substance.  It takes 3 or 4 of 'em to make a decent meal."DM re a blown wish: "If wishes were horses, Amberyle would fall off."Diora the Cleric; party has just annihilated a pirate ship: "You know, he's not going to scream forever.  If the fire doesn't get him, he'll drown."Diora again: "The best 'detect traps' is the one that screams."Nathan again, re navigation: "I've always used the sun - it rises in the east, sets in the north..."Throy the Fighter: "What was the dead body doing?"Dharmastin the Ranger: "Floating down the hallway."Throy: "Why is that so suspicious?"There's lots more where those came from, though in many cases you'd need to know the characters and-or players for best results.Lanefan</blockquote>

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