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<blockquote data-quote="Dias Ex Machina" data-source="post: 3989160" data-attributes="member: 58907">I am trying to keep mine limited to ones people can understand with only a basic understanding of D&amp;D.For example....GM: &quot;All those that failed their FORT saves are stunned this round. You cannot attack or do anything.&quot;(Aiden flips through the book while the GM continues his attack, and passes Aiden by, who failed his save)AIDEN: &quot;Ahaa!! You don't lose your attack when you are stunned!&quot;GM: &quot;What?&quot;AIDEN: &quot;Says right here: The character looses her Dexterity bonus to AC and can take no actions. Foes gain a +2 bonus to hit stunned characters... ...Oh.&quot;GM: &quot;Swing and a miss.&quot;GM:&nbsp; “Okay…nighttime.&nbsp; Who’s on watch?”AIDEN:&nbsp; “We all wake up at 2nd watch and we are all wearing our armor.”AIDEN:&nbsp; “You didn’t make a deal to slay a dragon, did you?”MISHA:&nbsp; “…Maybe…”KAID:&nbsp; “He’s a Paladin…they are notoriously dumb.”URIEL:&nbsp; “I have an Int of 16!”KAID:&nbsp; “Albeit times 2 than the average Paladin”URIEL:&nbsp; “I can tie my own shoes!!!”URIEL:&nbsp; “Why doesn’t the big guy just hit the door?”AIDEN:&nbsp; “Yeah, why doesn’t the big guy just hit the door?”MISHA:&nbsp; “That’s a good idea.&nbsp; Big guy, hit the door!”KAID:&nbsp; “…You are the big guy.”MISHA:&nbsp; “…Ohhhhh…MISHA:&nbsp; “I remember Aiden.&nbsp; He used to clean me…I @#$%&amp; hated it.”KAID:&nbsp; “What kind of spell was that?”MALACHI:&nbsp; “I think it was Bigby’s Febreeze Hand.”</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Dias Ex Machina, post: 3989160, member: 58907"] I am trying to keep mine limited to ones people can understand with only a basic understanding of D&D. For example.... GM: "All those that failed their FORT saves are stunned this round. You cannot attack or do anything." (Aiden flips through the book while the GM continues his attack, and passes Aiden by, who failed his save) AIDEN: "Ahaa!! You don't lose your attack when you are stunned!" GM: "What?" AIDEN: "Says right here: The character looses her Dexterity bonus to AC and can take no actions. Foes gain a +2 bonus to hit stunned characters... ...Oh." GM: "Swing and a miss." GM: “Okay…nighttime. Who’s on watch?” AIDEN: “We all wake up at 2nd watch and we are all wearing our armor.” AIDEN: “You didn’t make a deal to slay a dragon, did you?” MISHA: “…Maybe…” KAID: “He’s a Paladin…they are notoriously dumb.” URIEL: “I have an Int of 16!” KAID: “Albeit times 2 than the average Paladin” URIEL: “I can tie my own shoes!!!” URIEL: “Why doesn’t the big guy just hit the door?” AIDEN: “Yeah, why doesn’t the big guy just hit the door?” MISHA: “That’s a good idea. Big guy, hit the door!” KAID: “…You are the big guy.” MISHA: “…Ohhhhh… MISHA: “I remember Aiden. He used to clean me…I @#$%& hated it.” KAID: “What kind of spell was that?” MALACHI: “I think it was Bigby’s Febreeze Hand.” [/QUOTE]

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