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<blockquote data-quote="Dias Ex Machina" data-source="post: 3994724" data-attributes="member: 58907"><p>GM: “So Teryn casts Hide from Undead.”</p><p>CAM: “Okay…so don’t touch anything.”</p><p>(LATER)</p><p>GM: “You enter a room, there are six pillars…on each one, a corpse is splayed across.”</p><p>SCHUYLER: “I touch one.”</p><p>CAM: “What? Don’t touch it!”</p><p>SCHUYLER: “Whatever…(poke)”</p><p>GM: “It opens its eyes and attacks you!”</p><p>CONAN: “Zombies!”</p><p>SCHUYLER: “Wait…I though the cleric had the spell so they don’t pick us up?”</p><p>CHRIS: “You touched one….it dispels it.”</p><p>SCHUYLER: “I didn’t know that!”</p><p>CAM: “I told you not to touch anything!”</p><p>SCHUYLER: “I didn’t hear that part.”</p><p></p><p>CONAN: “I took the hit on the shield…well, by shield, I mean face.”</p><p></p><p>GM: “You see what looks like a Glibbering Mouther that has had its skin wrapped around a humanoid skeleton. This massive beast can be seen lumbering away in another direction.”</p><p>CONAN: “I may be grasping at straws, but my instinct says we should leave it alone.”</p><p>SCHUYLER: “He may just be taking home a jug of milk for the wife.”</p><p></p><p>GM: “You bird flies back.”</p><p>MIKE: “What did you see?”</p><p>GM: “KAKAAW!”</p><p>MIKE: “We can communicate.”</p><p>CONAN: “KAKAAW! What is it? KAKAAW!! Angry? KAKAAW! Aroused?”</p><p></p><p>CAM: “Look!”</p><p>Schuyler looks at Cam</p><p>CAM: “Don’t look at the HAND! Look where I am pointing!”</p><p></p><p>CAM: “We need to sneak by.”</p><p>CONAN: “We will go by ducts.”</p><p>SCHUYLER: “Why buy ducks? What purpose would that serve?”</p><p>CAM: “Can you try harder for comic relief!?”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dias Ex Machina, post: 3994724, member: 58907"] GM: “So Teryn casts Hide from Undead.” CAM: “Okay…so don’t touch anything.” (LATER) GM: “You enter a room, there are six pillars…on each one, a corpse is splayed across.” SCHUYLER: “I touch one.” CAM: “What? Don’t touch it!” SCHUYLER: “Whatever…(poke)” GM: “It opens its eyes and attacks you!” CONAN: “Zombies!” SCHUYLER: “Wait…I though the cleric had the spell so they don’t pick us up?” CHRIS: “You touched one….it dispels it.” SCHUYLER: “I didn’t know that!” CAM: “I told you not to touch anything!” SCHUYLER: “I didn’t hear that part.” CONAN: “I took the hit on the shield…well, by shield, I mean face.” GM: “You see what looks like a Glibbering Mouther that has had its skin wrapped around a humanoid skeleton. This massive beast can be seen lumbering away in another direction.” CONAN: “I may be grasping at straws, but my instinct says we should leave it alone.” SCHUYLER: “He may just be taking home a jug of milk for the wife.” GM: “You bird flies back.” MIKE: “What did you see?” GM: “KAKAAW!” MIKE: “We can communicate.” CONAN: “KAKAAW! What is it? KAKAAW!! Angry? KAKAAW! Aroused?” CAM: “Look!” Schuyler looks at Cam CAM: “Don’t look at the HAND! Look where I am pointing!” CAM: “We need to sneak by.” CONAN: “We will go by ducts.” SCHUYLER: “Why buy ducks? What purpose would that serve?” CAM: “Can you try harder for comic relief!?” [/QUOTE]
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