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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dias Ex Machina" data-source="post: 3996497" data-attributes="member: 58907">CAM:  “I Draw a pair of daggers.”SCHUYLER:  “You have pencil and paper?”(Long pause)SCHUYLER:  “…get it!?”CAM (frustrated):  “OH MY GOD!!”SCHUYLER:  “I breath on it.”CHRIS:  “Luckily, it has Damage reduction 10/ Halitosis.”The group is ambushed on a train by a ninja-golem with two blades and a bad attitude.  Very quickly, the fight turns bad.  The group pushes the golem on a rear train car and detaches the car.  The golem leaps over to the group again and the fight continues.  The two main fighters are near death.  In the back, the druid chants something in secret.  The fight continues badly…until a four armed ape creature called a Girallon appears behind the golem, screams, grapples the golem, and jumps off the back of the train.  Suffice to say the group is a little…surprised…CHRIS:  “Well…good thing that APE showed up…”SCHUYLER:  “Did a monkey just appear and save our lives?”CONAN:  “Fairly good use of Gorilla Mechanics.”CAM:  “Heh, Gorilla Warfare.”CONAN:  “I’ve had enough of the puns.”GM:  “Okay so the two fall off and roll around on the tracks.  The ape looks up…it survived…”CONAN:  “Thumbs up—“GM:  “—and then the train you detached approaches from behind…SPLAT!!”CONAN (eyes open):  “…My god is so angry with me…”CAM (to Schuyler):  “We’re discussing religion with the Muslim Cleric.  Want to join in?”CONAN:   “Tell us about Buddha?”SCHUYLER:  “Well, they kicked the Dali Lama out…and…then…China moved in…”CAM:  “Why don’t you worship Llamas?”CAM:  “How much?”GM (as Merchant):  “50 gp.”(Cam rolls Diplomacy.  He rolls well)CAM:  “Do better.”GM:  “10 each.”CAM:  “3 for 30?”(pause)GM:  “….deal…”(yet another pause)CHRIS:  “He just said 10.”CAM:  “I didn’t hear that.”</blockquote>

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