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<blockquote data-quote="Dias Ex Machina" data-source="post: 3998854" data-attributes="member: 58907">Indivian:&nbsp; &quot;Heal the Gnome.&nbsp; Heal the Gnome...&quot; GM:&nbsp; &quot;The Gnome is hurt...and whining.&quot; Miranden:&nbsp; &quot;We don't have the money for horses.&quot; Leopold:&nbsp; &quot;Just acquire a couple of asses...&quot; Indivian:&nbsp; &quot;Ohhhh...Gnomish prostitutes...&quot; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; (Dead Silence...)Ironbelly:&nbsp; &quot;You want me to lay hands on you?&quot; Leopold:&nbsp; &quot;I would rather not be contaminated by your pagen rituals...&quot; Ironbelly:&nbsp; &quot;That's a no, anyone else?&quot; Meridan (reffering to courage):&nbsp; &quot;That horse of yours has got bigger balls than you.&quot; Leopold (not reffering to courage):&nbsp; &quot;Of course, he does.&nbsp; He's a #$%&amp;! horse!&nbsp; He's got bigger balls than everybody!&quot; Meridan:&nbsp; &quot;How do you know?&nbsp; Have you seen them?&quot; Indivian:&nbsp; &quot;I have, I've been walking behind that damn thing for the past two days!&quot; Miranden:&nbsp; &quot;Someday, you're going to wake up and I will have cut that horse's balls off. GM:&nbsp; &quot;I assume they're already gone.&nbsp; Castration is bliss for a war horse....&quot; Leopold:&nbsp; &quot;I would never do that to him.&nbsp; We have been together for a long time.&nbsp; We have a sort of telapathic bound.&nbsp; If he was castrated, every thought I would receive from him would be, '@#$%! you'.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Dias Ex Machina, post: 3998854, member: 58907"] Indivian: "Heal the Gnome. Heal the Gnome..." GM: "The Gnome is hurt...and whining." Miranden: "We don't have the money for horses." Leopold: "Just acquire a couple of asses..." Indivian: "Ohhhh...Gnomish prostitutes..." (Dead Silence...) Ironbelly: "You want me to lay hands on you?" Leopold: "I would rather not be contaminated by your pagen rituals..." Ironbelly: "That's a no, anyone else?" Meridan (reffering to courage): "That horse of yours has got bigger balls than you." Leopold (not reffering to courage): "Of course, he does. He's a #$%&! horse! He's got bigger balls than everybody!" Meridan: "How do you know? Have you seen them?" Indivian: "I have, I've been walking behind that damn thing for the past two days!" Miranden: "Someday, you're going to wake up and I will have cut that horse's balls off. GM: "I assume they're already gone. Castration is bliss for a war horse...." Leopold: "I would never do that to him. We have been together for a long time. We have a sort of telapathic bound. If he was castrated, every thought I would receive from him would be, '@#$%! you'." [/QUOTE]

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