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<blockquote data-quote="Dias Ex Machina" data-source="post: 4001662" data-attributes="member: 58907">All these quotes came from an incident where the players hunted for information in a brothel.&nbsp; Yes, a brothel.&nbsp; Suffice to say, they couldn't help themselves.&nbsp; I'm really sorry if people find this offensive.&nbsp; <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />Crowe:&nbsp; “Did you learn anything?” Lang:&nbsp; “From my view, not so much.” Crowe:&nbsp; “About the mission?” Lang:&nbsp; “There’s a mission?” (Lang opens the door) Lang:&nbsp; “Sir I don’t think I can do this.” Crowe (to GM):&nbsp;&nbsp; “I leave my girl spinning around.” Lang:&nbsp; “What the hell are you two doing in there?!” Crowe:&nbsp; “How am I doing by the way?” GM:&nbsp; “What’s your Dex?” Crowe:&nbsp; “7” GM:&nbsp; “Stamina?” Crowe:&nbsp; “60” GM:&nbsp; “I think you’ve broken her…” Maller:&nbsp; “How is Terry, by the way?” GM:&nbsp; “Oh, he’s amusing himself.” Crowe:&nbsp; “Good—“ GM:&nbsp; “Not that way.” GM:&nbsp; “You hear two loud thumps.” Crowe:&nbsp; “Cool.” …pause… GM:&nbsp; “Your balls don’t count…I’m talking about the door.” Crowe (trying not to laugh):&nbsp; “Don’t worry, man, go in there and have fun.&nbsp; I am sure the Seargeant won’t bust your balls.” Lang:&nbsp; “I certainly hope not cause they’ll need time to recover” Crowe:&nbsp; “Is she okay?”GM:&nbsp; “Crowe, your girl is out.” Somerville:&nbsp; &quot;What happened on Pandora? Maller:&nbsp; “It’s all Crowe’s fault.” Crowe:&nbsp; “Hey the brothel paid off…we got the information we needed.” Rawlings:&nbsp; “It just took you 6 hours to get it…”Hudson:&nbsp; “Suffice to say, shoreleave is cancelled.” Maller (PC):&nbsp; “This is the most interesting session I have ever sat in…”: GM:&nbsp; “I am going to hell for this, I am sure of it.” Crowe:&nbsp; “I’ll work on the Dropship, get the engine up to spec, lube it up.” Lang:&nbsp; “Miss the brothel, do you?” Crowe:&nbsp; “Not THAT type of lubricant!”</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Dias Ex Machina, post: 4001662, member: 58907"] All these quotes came from an incident where the players hunted for information in a brothel. Yes, a brothel. Suffice to say, they couldn't help themselves. I'm really sorry if people find this offensive. :) Crowe: “Did you learn anything?” Lang: “From my view, not so much.” Crowe: “About the mission?” Lang: “There’s a mission?” (Lang opens the door) Lang: “Sir I don’t think I can do this.” Crowe (to GM): “I leave my girl spinning around.” Lang: “What the hell are you two doing in there?!” Crowe: “How am I doing by the way?” GM: “What’s your Dex?” Crowe: “7” GM: “Stamina?” Crowe: “60” GM: “I think you’ve broken her…” Maller: “How is Terry, by the way?” GM: “Oh, he’s amusing himself.” Crowe: “Good—“ GM: “Not that way.” GM: “You hear two loud thumps.” Crowe: “Cool.” …pause… GM: “Your balls don’t count…I’m talking about the door.” Crowe (trying not to laugh): “Don’t worry, man, go in there and have fun. I am sure the Seargeant won’t bust your balls.” Lang: “I certainly hope not cause they’ll need time to recover” Crowe: “Is she okay?” GM: “Crowe, your girl is out.” Somerville: "What happened on Pandora? Maller: “It’s all Crowe’s fault.” Crowe: “Hey the brothel paid off…we got the information we needed.” Rawlings: “It just took you 6 hours to get it…” Hudson: “Suffice to say, shoreleave is cancelled.” Maller (PC): “This is the most interesting session I have ever sat in…”: GM: “I am going to hell for this, I am sure of it.” Crowe: “I’ll work on the Dropship, get the engine up to spec, lube it up.” Lang: “Miss the brothel, do you?” Crowe: “Not THAT type of lubricant!” [/QUOTE]

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