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<blockquote data-quote="Dias Ex Machina" data-source="post: 4002821" data-attributes="member: 58907">OK, time for a climactic quote.This conversation brought the house down in my group.&nbsp; Its a joke many people might not understand, but suffice to say, when it occurred, it caused a laugh fit that lasted about five minutes.&nbsp; It could have been a joke grenade meant only for us, but I leave it for all you to read.&nbsp; I hope you all enjoy it...&nbsp; &nbsp; Schuyler is flipping through the D&amp;D Players Handbook and he finds a section on getting in and out of armor...SCHUYLER:&nbsp; “Hmm…Don Hastily.”CONAN:&nbsp; “Who the @#$&amp; is Don Hastily?A pause passes as everyone stares at Conan.SCHUYLER:&nbsp; “Donning armor normally and hastily!”CONAN:&nbsp; “Oh.”GM:&nbsp; “You actually thought there was a guy in the Players Handbook named Don Hastily? (Mocking Conan) Who the #$%&amp; is Don Hastily?!”This went on for some time.Names followed soon after of relatives of Don Hastily:Rock HastilyDoug HastilyPhil HastilyPat Hastilyand of course,Dick HastilyEventually, Schuyler would name his character, Donald Hastings.&nbsp; Donald died very quickly in the game.Thank you and good night.&nbsp; <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Dias Ex Machina, post: 4002821, member: 58907"] OK, time for a climactic quote. This conversation brought the house down in my group. Its a joke many people might not understand, but suffice to say, when it occurred, it caused a laugh fit that lasted about five minutes. It could have been a joke grenade meant only for us, but I leave it for all you to read. I hope you all enjoy it... Schuyler is flipping through the D&D Players Handbook and he finds a section on getting in and out of armor... SCHUYLER: “Hmm…Don Hastily.” CONAN: “Who the @#$& is Don Hastily? A pause passes as everyone stares at Conan. SCHUYLER: “Donning armor normally and hastily!” CONAN: “Oh.” GM: “You actually thought there was a guy in the Players Handbook named Don Hastily? (Mocking Conan) Who the #$%& is Don Hastily?!” This went on for some time. Names followed soon after of relatives of Don Hastily: Rock Hastily Doug Hastily Phil Hastily Pat Hastily and of course, Dick Hastily Eventually, Schuyler would name his character, Donald Hastings. Donald died very quickly in the game. Thank you and good night. :) [/QUOTE]

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