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<blockquote data-quote="Dias Ex Machina" data-source="post: 4010069" data-attributes="member: 58907">GM (to Crowe):&nbsp; &quot;What are you doing?&quot;Crowe (pointing to Maller):&nbsp; Masturbating in his sock drawer.&quot;Maller:&nbsp; &quot;Shows what you know, I don't have a sock drawer.&quot;OcDugal:&nbsp; &quot;Why don't we fly the dropship in to draw their fire and the Deterrent can swoop in and take out the Ion Cannon...&quot;Crowe:&nbsp; &quot;The Deterrent should be able to take one shot.&nbsp; Plus we would just send missile.&nbsp; Long range, get their attention and use that as a diversion.&quot;Maller:&nbsp; &quot;Hey, how about we talk our way in?&quot; GM (to Crowe):&nbsp; &quot;Okay, you have a chance for one more computer roll...&quot;Maller:&nbsp; &quot;If you waste your last roll surfing for porn, I'm going to kill you.&quot;OcDugal:&nbsp; &quot;Did your two faceless Marines just both role critical successes?&quot;G.M.:&nbsp; &quot;Crap, I'm gonna have to make up names for these guys now aren't I?&quot;&lt;later&gt;G.M.:&nbsp; &quot;Okay, Privates Blake and Hammerson follow you...&quot;Maller:&nbsp; &quot;Ah, do good, and you shall be blessed with names.&quot;G.M.:&nbsp; &quot;Okay, who's in back?&quot;Maller:&nbsp; &quot;Hammerson and Erickson--wait....WHY?!&quot;Williams:&nbsp; &quot;I saw this on a show once...&quot; Penner:&nbsp; &quot;How did they deal with it.&quot; Williams:&nbsp; &quot;Well, they &quot;beamed&quot; out.&quot; Penner:&nbsp; &quot;That doesn't exactly help US!&quot; Dias:&nbsp; “I'm going to church.” Bradley:&nbsp; Church? Dias:&nbsp; “Isn't that the place where they give you a cracker and a shot of wine.”Bradley:&nbsp; “A four day old trisquit and a shot of Baby duck.” Dias:&nbsp; “Sounds like a very cheap strip joint.” Bradley:&nbsp; “I hope when I die, get nailed to a tree, you'll all do the same…”Dias:&nbsp; “Yeah, you'll get a sip of coke and a Dorrito.” MALACHI:&nbsp; “I start smokin’ some of those cool herbs he put in my wounds yesterday.”MISHA (shaking his head):&nbsp; “That’s the last time I heal you.”</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Dias Ex Machina, post: 4010069, member: 58907"] GM (to Crowe): "What are you doing?" Crowe (pointing to Maller): Masturbating in his sock drawer." Maller: "Shows what you know, I don't have a sock drawer." OcDugal: "Why don't we fly the dropship in to draw their fire and the Deterrent can swoop in and take out the Ion Cannon..." Crowe: "The Deterrent should be able to take one shot. Plus we would just send missile. Long range, get their attention and use that as a diversion." Maller: "Hey, how about we talk our way in?" GM (to Crowe): "Okay, you have a chance for one more computer roll..." Maller: "If you waste your last roll surfing for porn, I'm going to kill you." OcDugal: "Did your two faceless Marines just both role critical successes?" G.M.: "Crap, I'm gonna have to make up names for these guys now aren't I?" <later> G.M.: "Okay, Privates Blake and Hammerson follow you..." Maller: "Ah, do good, and you shall be blessed with names." G.M.: "Okay, who's in back?" Maller: "Hammerson and Erickson--wait....WHY?!" Williams: "I saw this on a show once..." Penner: "How did they deal with it." Williams: "Well, they "beamed" out." Penner: "That doesn't exactly help US!" Dias: “I'm going to church.” Bradley: Church? Dias: “Isn't that the place where they give you a cracker and a shot of wine.” Bradley: “A four day old trisquit and a shot of Baby duck.” Dias: “Sounds like a very cheap strip joint.” Bradley: “I hope when I die, get nailed to a tree, you'll all do the same…” Dias: “Yeah, you'll get a sip of coke and a Dorrito.” MALACHI: “I start smokin’ some of those cool herbs he put in my wounds yesterday.” MISHA (shaking his head): “That’s the last time I heal you.” [/QUOTE]

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