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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dias Ex Machina" data-source="post: 4020316" data-attributes="member: 58907">GM:  “You successfully dodge the 50 tonne dragon carcass as it slams onto the ground.”MISHA:  “Hell no, I deflect!”GM:  “You can’t…50 tonnes!”MISHA:  “I AM STRONG!”(beat)GM:  “Fine it hits you…”(laughter from group)GM:  “You take 20 points of damage…then you push up from underneath, lifting part of the body up and you walk away…slamming the carcass behind you.”MISHA:  (snaps his fingers) “…SOLD.”URIEL:  “Oh no way!”MISHA:  “I AM THE BURNINATOR!!”GM:  “No just part of it…”URIEL:  “Part of 50 tonnes…is still a hell of a lot!”MISHA:  “No way,  I bench press it.”JONAS:  “Misha was going to lie and say he picked it up anyway!”AIDEN:  “AND YOU GAVE HIM A SEED OF TRUTH!!”JONAS:  “He’s being a Cumquat.”URIEL:  “Heh heh…He said qaut.”MISHA:  “Well, these people apparently like taking it from behind”GM:  “WHAT?”MISHA:  “You said they had an open door policy.”GM:  “That’s not what I meant!!”GM:  “You feel a tingle.”MISHA:  “Ooohhh…”GM:  “Your fiendish sensor is going off.”MISHA:  “Yeah, I’m assume its not crotch itch.”AIDEN:  “Got a fungal problem there Misha?”GM:  “I strikes you for 21 points of damage.”URIEL:  “OWCH!!  Okay…obviously, you wanna fight.”MISHA:  “I have a ring invisibility.”URIEL:  “Put it on…I can still see you.”MISHA:  “NO YOU DON’T!!!”URIEL (to GM):  “I don’t know where the angry guy is.”MISHA:  “Good answer…”</blockquote>

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