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<blockquote data-quote="Dias Ex Machina" data-source="post: 4028044" data-attributes="member: 58907">GM:&nbsp; “Everyone make spots checks.”URIEL:&nbsp; “10…I look louder.”GM:&nbsp; “How can you look louder?”URIEL:&nbsp; “HAAAA!!!” (eyes open wide)URIEL:&nbsp; “Great, there will be a Tarrasque there.”JONAS:&nbsp; “Cool I want to ride it.”AIDEN:&nbsp; “Can you have a Tarrasque as a mount?”URIEL:&nbsp; “Ya mule…go left…okay..we’re going right…YA RIGHT…now were stopping, WOAW!&nbsp; And now…we’re….going left, YA LEFT!!”VINCENT:&nbsp; “Holy Crap….My stat line is 18, 17, 18, 16, 17, 17!”GM:&nbsp; “I saw it…that’s real.”BEN:&nbsp; “How did you do that?”VINCENT:&nbsp; “It’s the roll baby…got let it roll off like a waterfall.”(Ben rolls…)BEN:&nbsp; “12…”VINCENT:&nbsp; “That’s not a waterfall…roll like you got a pair!”(Ben rolls again)BEN:&nbsp; “11”VINCENT:&nbsp; “I said roll like a waterfall you F@#$%&amp;!!”BEN (down):&nbsp; “Ohhh.”VINCENT:&nbsp; “I make fun cause I love you.”GM:&nbsp; “Okay…so your parents sold you…lets say to a company.”&nbsp; BEN:&nbsp; “Pick one.”GM:&nbsp; “That one…”(Ben looks at it as well.)BEN:&nbsp; “Sausage Electronics?!”GREGORI:&nbsp; “Your parents sold you to a sausage factory!?”GM:&nbsp; “What….Its Sagawa Electronics.”BEN:&nbsp; “I am soo tired…I read Sausage Electronics.&nbsp; Parents sold me to be meatGM:&nbsp; &quot;Mommy and Daddy sold you the Electric Sausage Factory.”ROY:&nbsp; “Electric Sausage…that’s got to be our next WOW guild name!”BEN:&nbsp; “Can’t I just roll for my history?”GM:&nbsp; “Fine…okay…childhood….roll D10”BEN:&nbsp; “2.”GM:&nbsp; “Your parents sold you for money.”ROY:&nbsp; “Right on!”BEN:&nbsp; “Mommy?”GM:&nbsp; “The tank is coming up behind you.”BEN:&nbsp; “Can I jump on it?”GM:&nbsp; “Maybe…the driver of your car can slow down a bit.”GEGORI:&nbsp; “What are you doing?”BEN:&nbsp; “Going to jump on the tank.”GREGORI:&nbsp; “ARE YOU INSANE!?”ROY:&nbsp; “I can’t believe you actually thought that was a good idea!”ROY:&nbsp; “I am going to check on this guy Chandri.”GREGORI:&nbsp; “I think its short for Chandri Bhat.”(Roy attempts a Gather Information roll and Fails)ROY:&nbsp; “I think he Indian…”GREGORI:&nbsp; “Thank you, Captain Commander.”GM:&nbsp; “His name is Chandri.”GREGORI:&nbsp; “Chandra.”GM:&nbsp; “No…Chandra built the HAL 9000…this is Chandri.”GREGORI:&nbsp; “Chandra was supposed to be Indian to…till he got played by the blonde white guy that owns NBC on Seinfeld.”</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Dias Ex Machina, post: 4028044, member: 58907"] GM: “Everyone make spots checks.” URIEL: “10…I look louder.” GM: “How can you look louder?” URIEL: “HAAAA!!!” (eyes open wide) URIEL: “Great, there will be a Tarrasque there.” JONAS: “Cool I want to ride it.” AIDEN: “Can you have a Tarrasque as a mount?” URIEL: “Ya mule…go left…okay..we’re going right…YA RIGHT…now were stopping, WOAW! And now…we’re….going left, YA LEFT!!” VINCENT: “Holy Crap….My stat line is 18, 17, 18, 16, 17, 17!” GM: “I saw it…that’s real.” BEN: “How did you do that?” VINCENT: “It’s the roll baby…got let it roll off like a waterfall.” (Ben rolls…) BEN: “12…” VINCENT: “That’s not a waterfall…roll like you got a pair!” (Ben rolls again) BEN: “11” VINCENT: “I said roll like a waterfall you F@#$%&!!” BEN (down): “Ohhh.” VINCENT: “I make fun cause I love you.” GM: “Okay…so your parents sold you…lets say to a company.” BEN: “Pick one.” GM: “That one…” (Ben looks at it as well.) BEN: “Sausage Electronics?!” GREGORI: “Your parents sold you to a sausage factory!?” GM: “What….Its Sagawa Electronics.” BEN: “I am soo tired…I read Sausage Electronics. Parents sold me to be meat GM: "Mommy and Daddy sold you the Electric Sausage Factory.” ROY: “Electric Sausage…that’s got to be our next WOW guild name!” BEN: “Can’t I just roll for my history?” GM: “Fine…okay…childhood….roll D10” BEN: “2.” GM: “Your parents sold you for money.” ROY: “Right on!” BEN: “Mommy?” GM: “The tank is coming up behind you.” BEN: “Can I jump on it?” GM: “Maybe…the driver of your car can slow down a bit.” GEGORI: “What are you doing?” BEN: “Going to jump on the tank.” GREGORI: “ARE YOU INSANE!?” ROY: “I can’t believe you actually thought that was a good idea!” ROY: “I am going to check on this guy Chandri.” GREGORI: “I think its short for Chandri Bhat.” (Roy attempts a Gather Information roll and Fails) ROY: “I think he Indian…” GREGORI: “Thank you, Captain Commander.” GM: “His name is Chandri.” GREGORI: “Chandra.” GM: “No…Chandra built the HAL 9000…this is Chandri.” GREGORI: “Chandra was supposed to be Indian to…till he got played by the blonde white guy that owns NBC on Seinfeld.” [/QUOTE]

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